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I was at a meeting tonight and a retired fireman told this, lets see if you understand it right away or if it goes over your head.
I must admit I was lost at first......I told him he was a dirty old man.....lol


What is the square root or 69?

Ate something......

I hope I do not offend anyone.....

2007-10-22 16:03:33 · 14 answers · asked by Melissa R 4 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

isotope2, so true, they are cute but you can't take them anywhere

2007-10-22 17:06:12 · update #1

SC I must admit your right.....

2007-10-23 03:47:48 · update #2

14 answers

He IS a dirty old man!

2007-10-22 16:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3 0

What is it about fireman? Do they have some kind of image they have to live up to or something? (live down to?)

I have never met one that wasnt what would be considered "inappropriate" in some circles - really you cant take them anywhere - you never know when they might just decide to do an impromptu strip show or something -- do you think its from smoke inhalation or something? And WHY are so many of them cute? Is it a prerequisite to being hired?

2007-10-22 16:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 5 1

Funny.....What is a 68? Do me and I owe you one.
What is a 70? A 69 with an extra finger!!

2007-10-26 13:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by riverrat15666 5 · 0 0

Come on Melissa you know you like all that cutting up with the fire and rescue guys. That is why you are an EMT. A hard harrowing job like that ya'll need to laugh.

2007-10-23 03:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2 0

Loved it.Thanks! What do dirty old men smell like?Depends

2007-10-24 13:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by fernwood 4 · 0 0

Woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm
and sits down at the bar to order --
bartender approaches and says
"hey, what you doing bringing a pig like this
into MY bar ?"
The woman replies --- " I'll beg your pardon, sir --
this happens to be a duck !!"
"I wasn't talking to YOU " says the barkeep
" I was talking to the duck !!"

2007-10-22 16:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

great sequence - and that i understand the ending to the final one which you're able to no longer end cos you ran out of area: 'Noreen,' did you spot you ran 3 purple lighting fixtures fixtures.." To which, Noreen replies, 'Sheee, Am I utilising,,?'

2016-10-04 09:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A very dirty old man.

2007-10-22 16:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by dragon 5 · 4 1

Lol, that's not too hard to get at all.
Some people are way too stuffy and conservative to get upset over this, but that's my opinion and I don't expect everyone to like my opinions.
Meh...

2007-10-22 18:15:16 · answer #9 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 3 0

I thought it was cute, but you know these days some troll will probably report you.

2007-10-22 17:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2 0

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