Should Rush Limbaugh's next e-bay auction be the pilonidal cyst that kept him out of Vietnam?

Question

Let's start the bidding!!

rikfress: what are you talking about? clarify, please.

I got $1.25...who'll give me $1.50, and a handfull of OxyContin?

EDWARD: Panama 1989-90, 7th Infantry Light Div. U.S. Sergeant 1st Class......thanks for asking, and you are welcome.

EDWARD: Panama 1989-90, 7th Infantry Light Div. Sergeant 1st Class......thanks for asking, and you are welcome.

Answer 1

No, but I may bid on his Viagra if he wants to put that up....nah, really I wouldn't give a cup of piss for anything with that hate spewing bastards name attached to it.

Answer 2

So you're suggesting that Limbaugh KEPT the cyst in question all these years? Or perhaps he had a crystal ball where he saw visions of an entity called eBay where he could make a few bucks selling said cyst?

Harry Ried should sell his left one as a show of good faith. If he had a pair.

Answer 3

How bad did your butt cyst have to be to keep you out of the service during Vietnam? When they sent me for my draft board physical in 1966 half the machines didn't work. You would almost have had to be on your death bed, and this guy has a pimple on his butt and gets out? He's a draft dodger, like Cheney and Bush and others of his ilk.

Answer 4

Yea...the Cyst that saved Viet Nam from the wrath of the Rambo like Rush. He's Friends called him Ram-butt short, for Rambo with butt cyst. A hero charging everyone else to charge those reds, while he does the hard part, nursing his cyst with Drugs and heroic banter.....BUTT CYSTERS UNITE! and save America. People don't know the sacrifice of staying thousands of miles from a fight, resting on your cyst.

Answer 5

Actually, he should auction the US flag lapel pin that he used to irritate the cyst to make sure it was properly inflamed each time he want in to get declared unfit for duty!

Interesting since there was a guy in my company in Pendleton who was drafted, even though he was blind in one eye, and it took for ever to get him released from active duty. And there was the guy who arrived at my company in VN who had flat feet - and it took forever for him to get declared unfit for duty and sent back to the states.

They should have had some of those republicant us flag lapel pins so they could have proven their patriotism and fitness for duty.

Answer 6

from pilonidal.org:

Pilonidal (Abscess, Cyst, Sinus, Dimple) is an abscess in the natal cleft (more commonly referred to as your butt crack) that tends to become infected and cause intense pain and drainage. Sometimes a Pilonidal contains hair and sometimes they don't.

I had NO idea this is what kept Rush from serving his country. This is GROSS, but I'm not surprised.

Answer 7

If you take a look at such things you find several physical problems can get you defered from service. This is something the military would most definitely screen for.

Answer 8

To bad you do not see the enjoyment that 40million others do and when the three main drive by medias do not add up to his people that tune in. You can claim to be a minority and may be get a hand out from unemployment.

Answer 9

Ill tell you the same thing I told the guy bitching about bill maher

I can't stand Rush so you know what I do?........I change the channel or turn off the tv !!!! try it, you will like it!

then you won't have to care what he says and you can let the people who like him enjoy it in peace.

Answer 10

It'd probably raise quite a bit of money. It's a sad day when a growth on someone's *** can be expected to be more beneficial to the welfare of the country than all elected Democrats combined.