Oh, give me a break, I don’t understand
the words that you’re saying I don’t comprehend
I pressed 1 for English and to no avail
I got you instead who speaks English (not well)
I think that you asked for my routing code
but I’m hesitant to say it as I’m not so bold
Your accent’s so strong, I truly am trying
“can you repeat that? Just what am I hiding?”
Oh, now, I get it and no I’m buying
I’m simply planning out a route for flying
Is there someone else there I can talk to?
I will not hang up it’s so long to get through!”
Why do I feel as if I’ve left the States?
Are there no more people on lines who relate?
D*mn it, no pressing if you’re from the US
Press 1 for all other languages instead...
2007-10-22 14:11:34 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
frustrating isn't it? there should be a requirement for those who cannot speak fluent english, cannot work as a service provider :)
2007-10-23 00:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Jaimee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's as bad as Bank of America. If you press 1 for English, the first thing you are asked is for your social security number. But if you press 2 you will not be asked for it. Illegal aliens can now get credit cards through Bank of America and Wells Fargo without a social security number, but born citizens cannot. No social? press 2 and speak spanish, get full service banking. Press 1 and get hung up on.
2007-10-22 15:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by Dondi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a problem with it , it's so the tourists feel welcome , if I moved to Costa Rica would learn Spanish out of respect for the locals and advance in the work place unlike the illegal Spanish speaking people that come to the U.S. and disrespect us by NOT leaning the English language and who's lifelong ambition is to pick tomato's .
2016-04-09 22:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good poem and it sounds like a many calls i get or when i try to call and it say english 3 spanish 1 and 3 i can't understand either, nice ,,
2007-10-22 15:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is well written
it sure describes
people giving you
rude service.
I don't think the main menu
know English. They were also
trying to rush you off but you put up a
good fight.
and stood your grounds
2007-10-22 14:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by sweet_blue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hallahluhia...(cant spell)
trying to call for info on a phone number..hit 1 and got some body from india..couldnt hardly understand him (i think its a him)..i get this often..very stupid and very rude..keep the phone talkers in their own country so everybody can understand ...i hate press 1 for this..2 for that..3 for something else...phooey...
2007-10-22 14:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. I get that when I call the credit card companies.
2007-10-22 14:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by shirrock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE IT!!!!
way to go. The language thing was very inspiring
2007-10-22 14:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by Puerto Rican-Chick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cracked me up! :O))) been there done that . . .
really good one. You sure can put words together so smoothly. .... she sighs enviously
2007-10-22 15:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by autumlovr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
k so ur frustated abt pressing 1 so dial 2! check wat they tell u! but lol tat was a good 1
2007-10-22 20:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by aditi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋