Don't Mess With Grandma...
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
2007-10-22 13:31:41 · 18 answers · asked by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Breezey, thanks, lol. You've made my day.
Here's a star for your efforts. Too bad I
can't award this a Best Question. They
have Best Answers why not Best Questions
as well? Anyway, I love the way you tell a story.
So clever and witty. peace.
2007-10-22 13:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny story. I am glad to have an opinion, being a divorced guy, I had to learn to think for myself all over again. When I was married, I would have to turn to my former wife and ask her how I felt about something. Don't get me started on her mother who only appeared to be human. lol
Ok, ok, I confess. I am trolling for 10 points by trying to make you laugh. lol
2007-10-23 00:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! But just the kind of mistake I could make. No messing with that elderly lady.
2007-10-22 20:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by Smokin Gun! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-10-23 16:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by Just G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Except for the handgun, that description sounds like my mother! LMAO!!!
2007-10-22 13:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by G=ME 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear! I told Grandma NOT to be telling everybody about this incident- BLUSH BLUSH! :-)
2007-10-22 13:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!!
2007-10-22 15:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good for her! Hey! It COULD have been her car.... I can relate ...
Little old ladies rule !!
funny! }:>
2007-10-22 21:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like something that would happen to me
2007-10-22 13:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God that is hilarious rotlfmao.
2007-10-22 13:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋