What is the weirdest injury you have ever heard of or seen?

Question

I heard about one where a player bent down to pick up a cracker at his house and hurt his back and was out for a game or two.. pretty funny.. anyone else had any funny injuries they have heard of?

bleeding to death isnt funny nor weird.. like why would you post something like that? lol

LOLLLLLLLL at the rib finger break.

my friend cut his balls open on a skateboard once, but hello.. this is in THE HOCKEY SECTION. im talking hockey here.

Lesson: tell your brother to hold it. lol.

Jenni- YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING, lol.

bob- im horribly scared of spiders, and i've fallen off of couch's through glass tables.

I've just never fallen through a glass table because of a spider.

Zam- Oh you Clutz You.

For the record i fall up and down the stairs on an average of 100 times a day.. so dont feel bad..

me and my brother were wrestling and he butt slammed my arm and broke it. lol

I have seen that Clint Malarchuck slice 100 times and if i see it again im gunna hurl..

Litteraly every time his heart pumps blood squirts out.

it was pathetic how long it took the trainers/medical staff to get out there.

Answer 1

My son's injury 2 seasons ago. He plays forward...was on a breakaway and heading down to make the score...he was pulled down by his opposition and slid and hit the goalie post pretty hard...the goalie ended up skating over him. When he finally got up I thought by the way he was hunched over he had to break 2 maybe 3 ribs. He skated off the ice and sat on the bench until his next shift. He came back out...looked horrible but managed to score again and played out the rest of the game. He just didn't look right but kept playing. After the game I'm talking to some of the parents and all of a sudden I see my husband (assistant coach) carrying my son in his arms! I was totally shocked when he told me to get the car we gotta get our kid to the hospital! On the way to the hospital I learned that when my son was getting undressed after the game, he pulled his sock down and the kid standing next to him immediately barfed all over the place. Another kid told my son that his leg was ripped open. Apparently the goalie skated OVER my son's leg making a very deep and very clean 5 inch slice across his thigh! He got stitched up that night and has a huge scar to talk about with all his friends (bragging rights). That is the strangest hockey injury I've ever heard of. Good thing the kids are required to wear those neck guards!!!

Answer 2

Mine was one I saw. We started playing rugby early in high school (our own version of the sport at least) after a couple of my buds got back from England. So in our first game, one guy grabs the ball and starts running. Another guy gets ready to tackle him, and when they hit, the guy tackling bites into the other dudes arm. So we think, wow, his teeth are bent, better get him to the dentist. And we look at the other guys arm, and we think,well, just put some tap over the bloody teeth imprints, and you'll be fine.

Well, a few days later, the bitee starts feeling woozy. His mom (thankfully) decides to take him to the hospital. After he gets there, the Doc tells him that if he had waited much longer, they may have had to amputate his arm (or he could have potentially died). Apparently a flesh-eating bacteria started workin' its way around his body. He was fine, but it was definitely a close call.

The human mouth is exceedingly disgusting. Beware ... beware.

Answer 3

John Runyan from the Eagles was almost scratched from this weeks game after slipping getting out of the tub at the practice facility and suffering a severe contusion to his tailbone.

There was a MLB pitcher last season who suffered tendinitis from playing too much Guitar Hero on his PS2.

Eric Cole (I told all of the players on my fantasy team to end this practice) was scratched at the last minute against the Flyers last week after injuring his foot kicking a soccer ball around the tunnel of the Wachovia Center prior to the game

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Eric Desjardins of the Flyers broke his hand a few years ago playing catch with his son. Although the Flyers lost a good defenseman, the Phils should've stepped up and gave that kid a pitching contract.

Answer 6

I know of this one MLB pitcher who injured himself while sleeping! He had the tip of a feather come up and scratch hi eyelid! He missed hi next start! There was another baseball player who injured himself changing channels with his TV remote! Imagine a hockey player asking his coach to sit out a game: "Hey coach, I sprained my thumb yesterday watching TV, I don't think I can play" lmaooooooo!

Answer 7

Good call on Mark Howe. Certainly the most gruesome would be Clint Malarchuk in '89. His exposed airway gets my vote.

Answer 8

clint freakin malarchuk, i remember being 6 years old and it was the biggest holy sh*t moment ever.

aaaand then when i was a kid, my little sister got mad at me and bit me on the stomach (like who does that?). I had a bleeding wound and she lost a tooth. my godmother called me elephant skin for weeks after that.


ADD:OMG i cant believe i forgot this one! there was this kid, Darren that i hated in middle school, so imagine my sadism when he came back from summer break needing to sit on an innertube in class. he was a big fat **** and turns out he was jumping on one of those like 80s jane fonda trampolines, it flipped over while he was air born and he came down, impaling himself on one of the legs, an inch below his heart. I'm a terrible person...

Answer 9

I broke both my big toes at the same time when I tripped running up the stairs really fast to answer the telephone when I was a kid. Caused me to miss 3 weeks of a peewee season.

Answer 10

John VanBesbrouck(sp?), once missed a good part of a season because he fell through a coffee table while video taping something and cut tendons in his arm.