I'll give them a safety when he had his prescription drug failing.
2007-10-22 10:51:28 · 16 answers · asked by Major Deek 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
No, you're counting penalties, not touchdowns. Liberals have championed civil rights, weathered the country through the Great Depression, and won WWII. What has Rush accomplished in this world?
2007-10-22 10:57:12 · answer #1 · answered by Beardog 7 · 5⤊ 6⤋
OK, I'll shorten my answer this time... Do Liberals get a "safety" for these little gems as well?
"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream."
--Rush Limbaugh
"Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"
--Rush Limbaugh
"Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom."
--Rush Limbaugh
"If you commit a crime, you're guilty."
--Rush Limbaugh
"Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government."
--Rush Limbaugh
"President Bush had five polyps removed from his colon over the weekend. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Carl Levin and Dick Durbin are all doing fine."
--Rush Limbaugh
"The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit."
--Rush Limbaugh
"The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now."
--Rush Limbaugh
"The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters."
--Rush Limbaugh
"There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not."
--Rush Limbaugh
2007-10-22 18:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by sagacious_ness 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*Whistle* - Libs got caught lying , 15 yard penalty .
(ref stands facing endzone and thrusts one open hand outward towards the goal-line) - FIRST DOWN Rush Limbaugh .
(announcer) Well it seems Rush is gonna try the Statue of Liberty play . Hannity at center . The linemen affectionately called Savage's Savages get set -- . . . O'Reilly goes in motion . . . .. . . Hannity snaps the ball. . . . . . "Hey look , Coulter looks like she's gonna do an end-around. . . but wait , she's passing the ball downfield into coverage"!!. . . . . . LIMBAUGH IS OPEN. . . . . .. (screaming in jubilation) HE CAUGHT IT !! . . . . . TOUCHDOWN !!!! (roars from the good guys , the right-wing enthusiasts)
(announcer) - "Well Folks , There You Have It . . . . . Don't Ever Post Locker Room Material For The Other Team. . . . . Especially Our Guys. . . .The Conservatives "!!!!
"Oh The Humanity"!!!
(announcer) - Wait folks , there is a time-out on the field . Boy did O'Reilly Hammer Reid To The Ground . Reid's not moving and out come the EMT's with a stretcher .
We're gonna break for commercial . And when we come back , The Liberals will be receiving a further butt-whippin. . . .with the score. . . Limbaugh 27. . . and the Liberals 2 .
2007-10-22 18:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I had no idea that Rush had such a great sense of humor until I saw the post by sagaciou....!
If Rush really said all those things, then, by golly, I am going to start listening to him!!!
The only person Libs hate worse than Limbaugh, is Ann Coulter! She really gets them going, because she merely points out the stupidity of the "ideas"!
2007-10-22 18:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by plezurgui 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A new record for a charity auction on e-bay! Last record: Jay Leno at $800,000.00. Rush and Dingy Harry's Smear Letter? $2,100,100.00! Whoa! I think ol El Rushbo really stuck it to the Dem-Scum smear merchants with this one! And then that gutter-snipe Dingy Harry went to the well of the Senate and tried to take partial credit for raising so much money for a worthy cause! What a low-life! Rush: 100 Dem-Scum Smear Merchants: Big Fat Zero!
2007-10-22 18:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Are you seriously using football analogies? I would LOVE to see Rush Limbaugh attempt the 40 yard dash. Hell, a 10 yard even. What a tool.
2007-10-22 17:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
I would pay to see Limbaugh kick a field goal.
2007-10-22 17:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
On the score card of hate mongering I give him a big lead. On the score card of God complex he is doing good. He is also obviously doing pretty good gathering ***-kissing cult members like you. How does it feel to help make a fat anti American bastard rich while he is laughing at your ignorance?
2007-10-22 18:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by grumpyoldman 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Especially now when he matched the winning Ebay auction amount. The Marine's scholarship fund is now receiving over $4 million thanks to the Democrats attempted smear campaign. Ooops.
2007-10-22 17:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by amazin'g 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
LOL libs will cry and whine about his "drugs" Wonder if they remember Marion Berry and what party he represented
2007-10-22 18:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋