for men only !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!not true but funny?

Question

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continue on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Al i dont know what to say but at least it show that man like to marry woman not a man
i.e he dont like women in jeans ,woman go to work ,woman dont feed her baby
we wanna marry woman who act as a woman kind and wise with too little madness

Answer 1

Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahah :D


the first curious girl to answer :D

Ohhhhhh.......shakly we7esh awiiiiiii :D

7lwaaaaa ya Ahmad ..... but NOT TRUE :p

Answer 2

Well, did you hear this one? That's what men are like:

A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to showoff her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo VCR and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made
it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young man was very impressed by all their responses. He then gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with the biggest breasts.

Answer 3

May I object to the conclusion that there is no way to please a woman? Why not say that women have strong curiosity, stronger that anything else? But it is a very nice joke, you made me laugh.

Answer 4

That was a good one. But if men try hard enough they can plz a women..

Answer 5

I really like that joke. Very Funny.

Answer 6

i like you joke ahmad, and i like AL jokes too, they are so funny,explain in simply words how woman acts and how man acts

Answer 7

True in many case, I believe. Still there are good ones, no one can deny.

Answer 8

i liked it
very funny

Answer 9

Dude! that was funny.

Answer 10

good.
now , i want one for women only!!!!!!!!!!not true but funny.