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T!ts and Whiskey by Mary Prankster is really funny

2007-10-22 09:40:53 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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beer run by todd snider. it cracks me up everytime I hear it.

2007-10-22 12:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Personal Information Waltz

2007-10-22 09:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Actually I get a laugh out of most of Wierd Al songs. But I gotta say the old time country ones are funny and they are trying to be serious!

2007-10-22 09:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by jenny2tone 5 · 0 0

My Humps by Fergie
London Bridge (oh snap) by Fergie

The lyrics are ridiculous and don't make sense. When they do make sense, they are really trashy. I have included a parody by Alanis Morissette singing "My Humps." You'll see my point. Enjoy.

Her songs are so catchy though.


Also, the "Whisper Song" by the Ying Yang Twins. I still can't believe they actually WHISPERED a whole song!

2007-10-22 10:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥Sweet Mickey♥♥ 3 · 0 0

Soulja Boy

2007-10-22 09:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty 5 · 3 0

Fish Heads

2007-10-22 09:43:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Online" by Brad Paisley is HILARIOUS. And so true it's scary.

I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace.

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online.

I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I've ever been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.

When you've got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in.

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.

2007-10-22 09:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Toast!

"Here comes Johnny with his p3ck3r in his hand, he's a 1 ball man and he's off to the rodeo . . ."

And, I know I'll be reamed for this. I love the music, but IMHO the words to "The Way I'm Are" are ridiculous. They have to be about the worst lyrics in hip hop.

2007-10-22 09:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by Dominique P 3 · 0 0

Gibberish by Relient K
Sloop John B (Can't remember the original artist) covered by Relient K

2007-10-22 09:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by vyperjeedai 4 · 0 0

Joe Walsh's "I.L.B.T's" (Means I Love Bit T*ts!) Funny song!

2007-10-22 09:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 0 0

Theres a song called "dear penis" its by a man who is upset with his little friends lack of activity. I have to laugh everytime i hear it, first time i heard it my brother was singing it in the bathroom.

2007-10-22 09:45:57 · answer #11 · answered by Pirate 3 · 2 0

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