beer run by todd snider. it cracks me up everytime I hear it.
2007-10-22 12:19:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Personal Information Waltz
2007-10-22 09:45:20
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answered by ? 4
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Actually I get a laugh out of most of Wierd Al songs. But I gotta say the old time country ones are funny and they are trying to be serious!
2007-10-22 09:44:57
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answered by jenny2tone 5
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My Humps by Fergie
London Bridge (oh snap) by Fergie
The lyrics are ridiculous and don't make sense. When they do make sense, they are really trashy. I have included a parody by Alanis Morissette singing "My Humps." You'll see my point. Enjoy.
Her songs are so catchy though.
Also, the "Whisper Song" by the Ying Yang Twins. I still can't believe they actually WHISPERED a whole song!
2007-10-22 10:22:09
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answered by ♥♥Sweet Mickey♥♥ 3
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Soulja Boy
2007-10-22 09:43:42
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answered by Kitty 5
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Fish Heads
2007-10-22 09:43:41
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answered by Anonymous
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"Online" by Brad Paisley is HILARIOUS. And so true it's scary.
I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace.
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.
I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online.
I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I've ever been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.
When you've got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in.
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.
2007-10-22 09:51:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Toast!
"Here comes Johnny with his p3ck3r in his hand, he's a 1 ball man and he's off to the rodeo . . ."
And, I know I'll be reamed for this. I love the music, but IMHO the words to "The Way I'm Are" are ridiculous. They have to be about the worst lyrics in hip hop.
2007-10-22 09:47:54
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answered by Dominique P 3
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Gibberish by Relient K
Sloop John B (Can't remember the original artist) covered by Relient K
2007-10-22 09:46:17
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answered by vyperjeedai 4
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Joe Walsh's "I.L.B.T's" (Means I Love Bit T*ts!) Funny song!
2007-10-22 09:44:01
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answered by Sunshine 6
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Theres a song called "dear penis" its by a man who is upset with his little friends lack of activity. I have to laugh everytime i hear it, first time i heard it my brother was singing it in the bathroom.
2007-10-22 09:45:57
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answered by Pirate 3
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