1. Does this outfit make me look fat?
2. Is my butt too big?
3. Do you think my friend Sandy is hot?
2007-10-22 09:34:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
And the ladies are coming up with great answers, Thunderman. A regular Survival Guide for guys in relationships.
2007-10-23 06:53:49 · update #1
My hubby has something called the "Hormonal Hostage" answers to all questions. It has about four or so pat answers to use for questions like these but darn it I can't find the sheet with it. But the one I remembered the most was....
"Let's have some Chocolate!"
2007-10-22 13:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Praire Crone 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaa I guess your tame cougar does not read
Y!A, eh Steve-O?
Ok, this first part is of course, fictional answers that we would like to answer honestly, but if we value our sanity, not to mention wanting to wake and still have Mr Johnson attached yet, then we wont answer the way I did, in the first part below.
1. No, not at all, sweet heart. Your butt makes your butt look big. Not your outfit.
2. If you have to ask, then yes, it is too big. Now get me a beer, hon.
3. Is that the Sandy who just got the boob job? Whew. I mean well yes she looks good, but you look better honey. Why don't you invite her over sometime for some skinny dipping in our over-sized hot tub?
Next section, we have the part that we do answer to our women if we value our lives.
1. Not at all honey, I think it looks great on you but if you are not happy with it, let's go shopping for a few more outfits.
2. Honey, now why would you ask that? Your butt looks real fine and I still have to give out those jealous, angry stares to all the men who gaze longingly at your hot rear end so they know you are taken. I know, you don't see the men doing that because you are a perfect wife and don't notice other men. But take my word for it hon, they do stare and I feel like I may have to beat them back. Thank God you are my faithful loving wife.
3. Sandy who? Honey, you know I only have eyes for you.
2007-10-22 17:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. Does this outfit make me look fat?
Just that outfit?
2. Is my butt too big?
Yes but not as fat as your moms
3. Do you think my friend Sandy is hot?
Yes and she thinks you are hot also... wanna join us later?
2007-10-23 13:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
(1) Either yes -- sinced you asked you already knew the answer or NO you are some skinny thing with a self esteem problem
(2) It's an opinion --
(3) What's wrong with someone looking hot? Doesn't mean that I have to mount them
2007-10-22 18:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. If you had to ask then the answer should be obvious to you already.
2. See above.
3. See Answer #1.
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-10-22 20:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Personally, I like the red blouse with the black skirt better.
2. Feel butt...play like your getting worked up.... kiss her like you haven't had any for a month and are VERY hungry.
3. She has no butt. (Repeat #2).
2007-10-23 13:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lady M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dang dude, these are hell of easy to answer.
1. not at ALL!
2. NO WAY!
3. Who? Oh her...nah, she's not my type. Her butt is too small and she always wears dresses that make her look like a plucked chicken.
caution is advised with that last...
2007-10-23 00:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. Yes, but wear it anyway, since everything else you own does too.
2. Compared to what?
3. Why, you thinking of a threesome?
2007-10-23 00:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by Tea 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There is no right answer there. Those are just to make you guys miserable or when one feels like fighting.
2007-10-22 17:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes.....yes...... yes.
Man you just wanted to hear me say that, cos you wouldn't get a chance in real life.
Actually you might. Depends if I make that youtube video I've been promising myself.
hmmmmmmm........
2007-10-22 17:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋