I believe that in order for trees and plants to thrive, we need to feed them as much CO2 as possible. I'm looking to put out even more CO2 than Al Gore.
2007-10-22 09:03:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
actually it's been shown that increased carbon dioxide concentration only leads to increased plant productivity if there is no other limiting factor (e.g. insufficient phosphates, nitrates or other plant nutrients).
So I suggest you enlarge your carbon footprint by eating a huge amount of food every day and go into the forest to crap, so you also contribute to non-CO2 fertilization. Otherwise there is no point to it.
2007-10-22 09:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cut down 50 giant "old growth" trees with a badly adjusted, ultra polluting gas-powered chainsaw (with a dull blade), while listening to a Harmann-Kardan 40 kilowatt sound system, powered by burning seal hides and coal tar.
That should be comparable to one of Al's 3 smaller home's one day output...
2007-10-22 16:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by Perky_gurl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It would be very expensive to compete with Al Gore. Unless you have the means to pay a private jet to fly around for hours every day I don't think you will even register next to him.
2007-10-22 16:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well Gravy, with all the hot air you're putting out and the smoke you're blowing, you won't have a problem. Also, vote Republican. That's certain to enlarge your carbon footprint.
2007-10-22 16:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by gilliegrrrl 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hell yes, rock on! Drive in circles around roundabouts until you're out of gas!
2007-10-22 16:09:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Leave the lights on and the doors open.
2007-10-25 19:57:10 · answer #6 · answered by Andy K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most likely, just keep on doing what you are doing.
2007-10-22 16:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have more kids! We need more ignorant folks, but pronto!
2007-10-22 16:15:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Breathe DEEPLY!
2007-10-22 16:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by bewerefan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eat a lot of beans, then fart.
2007-10-22 16:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by Shwaa 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋