Bed sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween
2007-10-22 08:06:10 · 11 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
omg
somebody please come and pick me up off the floor !!
that's rich !!
2007-10-22 08:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just saw that one on a funny website. flowgo.com all kinds of funny stuff in there about halloween . Check it out.
2007-10-22 12:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that joke stinks like the sheets
2007-10-22 08:16:52 · answer #3 · answered by inthedark 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh, yes, I needed that laugh! LOL That was soooo funny!
2007-10-22 09:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Too funny, i just embarrassed myself laughing so hard.
Just loved it.
2007-10-22 09:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by doxie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao !!! How can the young think we have no sense of humour in our section? lol x
2007-10-22 08:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good ,kay,punch line i didn't expect
2007-10-22 08:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious riot!!!*****
2007-10-22 08:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats great!!!!! LOL
2007-10-22 11:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG---LMAO----so funny
2007-10-22 08:44:07 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋