2007-10-22 06:24:46 · 17 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
My friends five year old drew a picture of me. She drew the body of everyone else as an oval. She drew my body as a rectangle. I asked her why my body was a rectangle, to which she responded " I don't know how to draw fat..."
2007-10-22 06:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to learn to speak Spanish.
One day, at Taco Bell, I was getting a soda from the machine but the ice wasn't coming out. Some kids came up who were clearly Hispanic, so I said, "La Machina del hielo no trabajo," and the kid just looked at me funny. So I said in English, "I'm studying Spanish."
He said to me, "You need to study harder," and left.
2007-10-22 13:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by enn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were entering a store on a resevation. We met a very tall Native American man coming out. My four year old duaghter said, "Mommy look at the funny man!" :(
2007-10-22 13:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by pansyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend's three-year-old son asked me if I have any children! Even though I don't have any children of my own, I felt bad because he didn't have anyone to play within his age group! My boyfriend thought it was funny for his son to ask me a question like that!
2007-10-22 13:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the store...there was that really "fat" guy, and my daughter started to laugh and looked at me and said.,..."maman, look at that mr. he has a really fat or big belly!" he was right there!
Or she was eating a fudge and then saw that mr. on tv and said,..."look maman, that mr. looks just like my fudge!" i was really happy it was on tv!!!
and she said about a man in the same bulding as ours...
he is sick and he does really loud noises with his voice, and she said, maman, why is that mr. so grumpy?
just to say that i hear that kind of things a lot, and i am telling her not to say thoses things cause it is not nice and could hurt someones feeling! she is 4 so it's normal!!! :)
2007-10-22 13:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once heard a little girl on a bus saying you have twins by having sex twice and triplets by having sex three times. She was about 4 or 5...............Funny stuff
2007-10-22 14:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by lhallums82 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you making them noises mommy is daddy hurting your feelings that was so embarrassing I didn't no what to do or say he should have been sleeping
2007-10-22 13:30:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I was the class teacher in the Kindergarten school..one day i asked a child the spelling of 6..and he spelt it as ..."S".."E".."X"......I was speechless
2007-10-22 13:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by varsha m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pointing to my teeth a student (with metal retardation) said, "Why yellow?"
2007-10-22 13:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by bettyrubleinspurs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was at a resteraunt one time, and the little boy at the table across from us looked at me and said "my mommy has a baby in her belly!" but she uh...wasnt pregnant..lollol
2007-10-22 13:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by PROUDMOMMA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋