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I'd probably wear more clothes than I do now. You know, since their body is covered in fur. Fur everywhere! And personally, I don't like fur anywhere on me. So I'd be an outcast in the emu-family, because they'd all be happy and eating and stuff, and I'd be obsessed with the fur covering my body.

...I've never been so thankful for Brazilians as I am now.

2007-10-22 05:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by EmilyJune 5 · 3 0

I would have to spend a large chunk of my day fighting off the emu oil hunters, since they will want to kill my emu parents for their oil!

2007-10-22 11:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by pinegirl7 3 · 0 0

For one thing, I'd be a lot meaner. My husband used to be a zookeeper, and he has nothing good to say about them. They have nasty tempers, a lot like ostriches, and I've seen ranchers trying to round them up. They have to find a way to hood them (by slipping a hood over their arm like a glove, grabbing the ostrich's head, and pulling the hood off and over the ostrich's eyes). Otherwise, they'd beat you with their wings.

2007-10-22 11:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0 0

well the goats did a pretty good job with me, so i'd say emus are competent too.

2007-10-22 11:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It would probably be so much better. I wouldn't have to wear clothes and I could just scratch at the ground all day long pecking for insects. . no wait, I already do that?! Ok, forget it.

2007-10-22 11:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by Madame Morticia 2 · 0 0

i might actually get some work done...
do they allow emus on y/a!???

2007-10-22 11:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Mrzknowitall GCG 4 · 2 0

Oh life would be so simple....do nothing all day.... eat....
But at the end of the day I would prefer to be a human

2007-10-22 11:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd be a nappy headed ho.

Oh, do you mean the big birds? I might poop outside, but that's the only difference i think

2007-10-22 11:38:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Not very different but I was raised by ostriches.

2007-10-22 11:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

More cheerful than being raised by emos

2007-10-22 11:38:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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