I'm looking for (comical) answers about why it sucks to be tall.
For me, this morning, I was the first one to find the spider web strung across the pathway on the way into work.
2007-10-22 01:52:39 · 8 answers · asked by It's the hair 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
because like it or not, you have to bow your head (a sign of inferiority) when you talk to someone shorter. in chinese culture anyway
2007-10-22 03:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because short people constantly harass you to get things from the upper shelves at the supermarket for you. :) I was walking along the other day furiously trying to cram $350 worth of groceries into one cart, and within a 45 minute period of time, and this little old lady practically screams at me, "YOU! OVER HERE! Get that down for me." and pointed at a can of something on the top shelf. Normally I would have told her to f*ck off (if she had been younger and looked healthy), but this lady was probably 80 years old if she was a day, and she was riding around in one of those Mart Carts. At least she thanked me afterwards... And for the record, I'm a woman and I'm 5' 9.5" Not very tall as a rule, but I am tall for a woman. :)
2007-10-22 03:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes comes in handy..I can change light bulbs without a ladder or step stool. My old construction boss was like 5' 8" and use to call me Lurch or Bigfoot....use to really make him mad when I could nail boards to the ceiling or drywall without a step stool or pail. He complained that my shoes only cost as much as his. But I yell at him about going into crawl spaces....they seem to build them at just the right height that it's too hard to bend over and walk in them unless you're shorter.
2007-10-22 02:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by paul h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!!! hows the weather up there?
lol! all the tall guys I know hate that joke ;)
anyway, it sucks to be a tall girl cause she'll need bigger shoes sizes and will find it hard to find a descent long pair of pants.
2007-10-22 03:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by VENOM! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it sucks to be tall but it sucks more to be short atleast you can bend over!
2007-10-22 01:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not sucky to be tall - did you know being tall is a big turn on for girls?? lol
2007-10-22 03:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by itin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you land harder on the ground if you fall..less oxygen up there.lol
2007-10-22 01:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because of the bruses on your forhead.
2007-10-22 01:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by gary h 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋