About men,
What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.
How To Ask A Man To Do Something :
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:
Make sure the man is conscious.
Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.
Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.
Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.
Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.
Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say NOW"
2007-10-22 00:56:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Oh my, have I missed some reason for male bashing. Well, I know there need not be a specific reason....I'll just go check posts that I missed yesterday.
2007-10-22 01:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Lady G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see you have extensive knowledge on the male of the species. All due to personal experience no doubt!!
Would you like to do a series of guest talks on "taming wildlife" at Jiggly Jugs Inn?? I will even provide a few ferals for you to demonstrate your skills.
2007-10-23 01:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, but serious advice in the last line! I do not respond well to orders or theats...do any of us? Goldwing
2007-10-22 04:22:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let you out of the kitchen for a couple minutes and you go on a tirade --- back you go girl ! NOW ! ;0)
2007-10-22 05:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Typical woman with an endless "To do" list!
2007-10-22 05:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by John I 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I should be perfect compared to the "Men" you're referring to!
2007-10-22 01:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by TruthSeeker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so true. Did you know someone just posted this same thing in P&S. copycats.
2007-10-22 00:59:54 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for an early morning laugh in rainy Florida. 8:03 a.m.
2007-10-22 01:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All true statements! Thanks for the smile. :)
2007-10-22 01:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋