This racoon keeps getting into my house, into my alcohol cabinet and drinking my freakin rum! its the third time it has happened! I dont know how it gets into the house, and it always goes for the rum!
Today it was passed out in the backyard... i got the hose and sprayed it and it drunkly crawled away...
and just 5 minutes ago I saw it running across my yard so it must be sobering up by now...
anyone have a similar problem with drunken racoons???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va8ld8-bUac
2007-10-21 17:08:18 · 22 answers · asked by Flappy J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL!!!!! My gosh dude I'm falling over my chair laughing, I honestly can say that is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. wow.... Okay, anyway "ready to address your problem".
In such a case you don't catch the convict in action, you catch him before he gets in. Check everything, leave no stone un turned until you find out all of the entrances a raccoon could remotely or possibly get in. They are extremely crafty, all you have to do is find out where he get's in, and nab him.
P.S. Since he likes rum (wow that is funny) I would suggest bait :D
Good luck man!
2007-10-21 17:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tetris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-22 00:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by staymay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question brings new meaning to one of my favorite quotes. "But where has the rum gone?... raccoons???? raccoons stole my rum????" Ok seriously if this is a serious question then I'm a monkey's uncle but just in the spirit of playing along, I would say replace your rum with everclear and there will be no more raccoons to give you a problem. ^_^
2007-10-22 00:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by djk_dragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PUT SOME RUM IN A LIVE ANIMAL TRAP OUTSIDE
THen move him to anther neighborhood at least 10 miles away.
2007-10-22 00:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by KutestGrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha! Just put rat poision in your rum. If it passes out on your lawn again, put it in a cage and call animal control. Wear gloves, though. It might bite you.
2007-10-22 00:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by this website is pointless 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put traps around your rum or either put your rum to a silver container. Raccons hate silvers.
2007-10-22 00:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by secretuser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in touch with the racoon's family and friends for an immediate intervention, and get that lush into rehab!
2007-10-22 00:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by teenhamodic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I never did. Hide the rum in a different place.
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2007-10-22 00:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put everclear in the rum bottle. He'll never do that again.
2007-10-22 00:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send him to an ARA meeting. (Alcoholic Raccoons Anonymous)
2007-10-22 00:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by notsonormalgrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋