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I called my friend and told her someone was tryin to git in my winder and to call the fire depart ment. She said don't you mean call the po leese? I said no the firetruck has a longer ladder.

2007-10-21 16:16:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

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Cousin Minnie, I have NEVER had a beau do anything outrageous for me. My life is so empty compared to yours!

2007-10-22 10:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1 0

That is the only outrageous thing I can think of right now. Is
when my first boyfriend came over on an early Saturday
morning and surprised me. He actually woke me up by
throwing small rocks against my bedroom window. And after
hearing the patter continue, I got up and pushed up the window and looked below to see him standing there. What a
shock that was. He wanted to spend the full day with me, and
wanted me up early. He lived across town and had to take
two busses to get to me. So I was flattered and got up and
we woke my parents accidentally. My mom made a wonderful
breakfast for us all that morning. She really liked my boyfriend. She knew he was a nice boy, and didn't seem to
mind his rock throwing at all. Later, I knew she expected for
us to marry. But it wasn't in the cards after all. I often wonder
if I'd gone through with those plans, if my life would have been
far better and more rewarding. Well, maybe in my next life?

2007-10-22 16:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 1 0

it is so refreshing to get country folk on this site, you remind me so much of home, brothers marrying sisters, eating road kill, looking out for revenue people, going to school till you are 9 then quitting for the high life of hay tossing and whittling, ah, days of glory, Sunday at the church, humming the tune instead of singing because you cant read. Those balmy days gone for ever now, Windows ? never had the luxury, just had to poke a hole through the earth wall with my whittling stick.

2007-10-22 01:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. 7 · 6 0

My bo useta sneak down to crick at bath time every satiday evening. Course my sista wanted to share. ya know that watten right. She ain't never let me messed round with Big 'Un nor that bare footed Tewk boy neither.

2007-10-22 08:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3 0

Just goes to show you, we all need to keep those rope ladders in our windows in case of an emergency.
Ha ha ha! They got some on sale at Walmart.

2007-10-22 00:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 3 0

I don't has no bo, but sum girly man stood outen the paster for 3 week afore he realise, that it wernt my winder he was alookin in.

2007-10-22 00:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 5 0

The turnip truck is about to pull out, cuz. Time to climb on.

2007-10-22 00:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 2 0

ha ha ha What?

2007-10-21 23:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 5 0

TIME TO GO COUSIN..TIME FOR YOUR
MEDICINE...SAY GOODNITE.!!!

2007-10-21 23:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 4 0

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