This racoon keeps getting into my house, into my alcohol cabinet and drinking my freakin rum! its the third time it has happened! I dont know how it gets into the house, and it always goes for the rum!
Today it was passed out in the backyard... i got the hose and sprayed it and it drunkly crawled away...
and just 5 minutes ago I saw it running across my yard so it must be sobering up by now...
anyone have a similar problem with drunken racoons???
2007-10-21 15:58:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
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2007-10-21 16:46:45 · update #1
That's funny...try locking your liquor cabinet. We had a pet racoon once and she was lots of fun, but she just liked cheerios and gum. Don't think she ever got into the alcohol.
2007-10-21 16:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by onceisenoughilearnedmylesson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put cyanide into it and mark it "for my friendly drunkard racoon, rum con cyanide!" if didnt drink it, well... the racoon is way more intelligent than you....
duh.... call an animal catcher!
2007-10-21 23:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by jackcool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
22 between the eyes
2007-10-22 05:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by big slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink it.
A child proof cap may help.
There has got to be a big hole in your house. Maybe you should find it and plug it.
It may be just looking for a drinking buddy...
2007-10-21 23:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Steve B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but my friends tell me that it was ME that stole the rum, and there really was no raccoon...
2007-10-21 23:01:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a lid on it .
2007-10-21 23:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋