Being an OTR truck driver with my spouse, and kids on board, it's hard to find places we can get away and do the deed, without kids around. As it is, we share the bottom bunk of the truck, and the kids share the top bunk. It's great, it works for us, just like others who have families on a boat or RV. I'm out of good ideas to fool around with him. The "Girls, put your headphones on and turn it up" isn't working anymore, and my spouse and I are having trouble finding quiet time to get together. So, my question is, where or what can we do to "hide it" from our children in such closed and non-private quarters? Please remember, if you're talking outside the truck, the parking places have to be big enough to keep a big rig (18 wheeler) in. Thanks!
2007-10-21 15:34:32 · 13 answers · asked by werbodalini 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Kids are 9 and 13. Homeschooled since they were born. Husband is too cheap for a hotel, but that adjoining room was a great idea! He won't do it though. Anything we can have the kids do besides headphones while staying in the truck? (Afterall, it's not safe for young ladies to be out wondering around truck stops). They've had the sex talk, so they know exactly what mom and dad are doing, and I feel like they are being scarred for life. As it is, we only do it now in the middle of the night, while they are snoring, and it's never very long, just in case. Boy, that sucks! Any better ideas are GREATLY appreciated.
2007-10-21 15:53:38 · update #1
Also, we have made it a joke now, by "deliberately shaking the bed in a sexual motion" while fully clothed, and separated, so when they peek down, they will see us horsing around, not fooling around, thus scarring them more. That made out great for a while, until the girls figured out that in the middle of the night, don't peek down. We also have two sets of curtains in the truck. One to cover the front glass windshield, and one to separate the driver/passenger front seats from the beds and living area in the back. Hmmmmm........
2007-10-21 15:59:57 · update #2
Hey thats really funny sorry but I cannot think of anything besides a rest stop bathroom. When you pull over at night could you go for a 'walk' and do it?? Or a romantic dinner and hire a room??
How old are your kids??
Do they go to school?? If they do, do it then.
2007-10-21 15:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats a tough question. Obviously your not wanting to spend any money or you would be getting hotel rooms. I would suggest letting them go to a movie while you guys take some time to yourselves but the price of the movie would probably cost as much as a room. I know security is also a consideration since the last thing you want is for someone to kidnap one of your children. You know, I can't think of a single place. You might have to simply ask at a couple truck stops if they have had anyone ask the same thing and if they had heard any good ideas. Best of luck.
2007-10-21 15:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by Joly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-09-05 19:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Train your 13-year old to drive
Go to the railroad tracks -- you and the husband craw in the back and get in position.
Have the boy drive continuously across the tracks and your daughter hang on the air horn.
The truck bouncing will do the work for you. You can make all the noise of joy you want since the air horn is going.
And the kids will have a blast and want you two to go have sex all the time.
2007-10-21 16:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it were me, I'd splurge on a hotel every few weeks and have a joining room with the kids next door! Wait till everyone is asleep and have some fun!
2007-10-21 15:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by sun day 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would think your youguns need to be in school not traveling the world in a cabover watching mommy and daddy play hide the saugage. Leave them at home with a grandparent or nanny while you are out playing smokey and the bandit.
2007-10-21 15:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
have u ever heard of spooning, thats when he is behind u and u two fit together like spoons, well if u need more info than that i have a video of what to do for 9.95, thats a good price because it explains everything. ok good luck to u and ur gonna have to maybe buy some tents.
2007-10-21 16:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMMMMMMM ...................... my wife suggest that you check out some "Michaels" crafts stores around some of the malls.
They offer "craft" lessons on Saturadays, some of which last upto three hours!!!! Cheaper than a motel and gives you three hour to practice your "crafting"........ best of luck .... *** agian soon!!!!
2007-10-21 16:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by DR. Obvious 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A motel, they have places where you can park big rigs you just have to be willing to spring for the cost.
2007-10-21 15:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
on the roof of the truck
2007-10-21 15:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by Effu 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋