they cant ride so they got to eat sometime
2007-10-21 14:09:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
come on guys a Squid is somebody who doesnt know how to ride a motorcycle. a novice/rookie
2007-10-21 17:20:01 · update #1
a mix of asphalt, ditches, trees, guard rails, and a cage or 2.....often, squids dont survive their first encounter with a guard rail to not make the same mistake twice.
squids are easily spotted. typically ride liter bikes with no gloves, shorts, flip flops, tank tops, and maybe a helmet. also renown for trying to imitate the sr-71 blackbird on 2 wheels on the interstate.
2007-10-22 08:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by forktail_devil 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Awesome question!
Squids eat tarmac. Followed by bits of plastic and metal that's flying off their bike as it slides through a parking lot.
Should've worn some gear instead of a pair of shorts and a hoodie...
2007-10-22 13:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Tanner B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I believe the species survives on Red Bull and Taco Bell, and buy anything with the word "EXTREME!" in the title. They only eat churros and long johns instead of donuts, because donuts go in a circle and that's hard for them to think about.
They also only like food that is between 70 and 85 degrees; anything hotter or colder and they either have to be naked or it's too damn cold.
2007-10-22 09:30:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
The smaller size squids eat plankton, crabs, shrimps, oysters and small fish like sand lance, sculpin and even herring.
Larger squids, like the giant squid, can eat large fish like cod, hake and sharks and small squids.
2014-02-05 08:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it smells like cologne.....leave it alone.
If it smells like fish...
Oops. Sorry, that was the old Squid.
After the Taco Bell they head to the nearest corner store for a Mt. Dew.
2007-10-23 18:30:30 · answer #5 · answered by Firecracker . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calamari!
2007-10-23 09:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by bcre8iv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pavement
2007-10-21 21:46:58 · answer #7 · answered by shadouse 6 · 13⤊ 1⤋
In my town they seem to prefer tailgates.
2007-10-24 22:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
flies and roacheZ cuz they r stupid anough to wear an open helmet?
pavement cuz they r stupid anough not to wear leather?
drugs/alcahol... just cuz they r squids?
2007-10-22 17:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by Russian CBR 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Asphalt.
2007-10-21 22:25:29 · answer #10 · answered by bill b 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋