1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the
banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.
2007-10-21 14:02:14 · 8 answers · asked by captain_koyk 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
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Nothing more to really say..
2007-10-21 14:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by LADY beautiful mind (is sexy) 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
The Republican could have a commitee to study why the lightbulb had to be converted, the Democrat could have three businesses bidding to be those to difference the bulb, the liberals could say allow's gentle candles-,who demands gentle bulbs!
2016-09-05 19:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-21 14:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-10-21 14:16:46 · answer #4 · answered by HOMER 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Couldn't have written it any better, good jabbing.
2007-10-21 14:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by !truth! 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was beautiful
2007-10-21 14:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
fifty
2007-10-21 14:13:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
you go girl!!!!!
2007-10-21 14:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋