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I have quadruplets andthey're conjoined. Two at the butt, and two at the eyeballs, should I have them seperated? They frighten me, they're always fighting each other and throwing things at me. They blame me all the time for them not being 'sexy' enough and they love to wear fishet stockings and mini skirts. Really absusive to me they are, though they get everything they want. Should I go aherad with the operation, so that they can try out for the Double Mint commercials or leave them be? BTW, they're 30 yrs. old!

2007-10-21 12:58:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Sure thing Lil bit 'o' Fluff...that's what I'm here for!

2007-10-21 13:08:01 · update #1

All right folks...this is just a dumb JOKE!!! I don't take Prozac, smoke, drink, neither do I have twins; conjoined at the butt or balls okay! Can we just enjoy the rest of the night with laughter? Thnx!

2007-10-21 13:12:52 · update #2

12 answers

I'll take emm off your hands. They'll be stepping in line in no time at all. Besides, I know they must be the most adorable creatures ever!

2007-10-21 13:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The probability of having two sets of conjoined twins is high, as is the probability of having both sets survive to age 30 without being separated. So I'm hoping beyond hope that you are kidding.

2007-10-21 13:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Chip 7 · 0 0

Mabe you should ask them what they would like to do as they are old enough to make that choice.You have to consider the risk if there is any.And let them know too.You don't deserve to be treated that way and you should tell them you love them no matter how things are or what they look like.You didn't make this happen it just happened that way and you stood by them and didn't give them up .God bless you and them for any choice you make

2007-10-21 13:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by mamaw2305 7 · 1 0

Time for your 8:00 Prozac!

2007-10-21 13:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes. We need sexy people in Double Mint commercials.

2007-10-21 13:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sucre Noir 5 · 0 1

i say you separate them but wow conjoined at the butt. the doctors might not be able to separate but good luck

2007-10-21 13:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by sup yo 5 · 0 0

I don't normally make disrespectful comments, but you really need to stop smoking that stuff!

2007-10-21 13:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by rosie 4 · 0 0

Getting low on the meds, eh?

2007-10-21 13:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lol! this made me laugh for today. I was feeling kinda low and reading this made me laugh. Thanks!

Edit: Thanks! We need more questions like this on here! Keep up the good work! :)

2007-10-21 13:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 · 2 0

LMAO!!!!!!! r u okay??? crack is whack!!!! i have a number for a psychiatrist!!!!

2007-10-21 13:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by Cat F 2 · 0 0

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