I would really like to know how to become retarded!!!
I love to annoy people and I want to do it full time!!!
Any one have any ideas as to make myself seem more retarded???????????????????
2007-10-21 08:29:51 · 55 answers · asked by Luna 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In your case...just be yourself.
2007-10-21 08:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by shygal 5 · 8⤊ 1⤋
move slower. That's what retard means. In music or in tuning an engine idle. Your case, I think you just want to be lazy and not have people expect much from you. Sound about right?
2007-10-21 08:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You already are a retard. What an insensitive question. I had a miscarraige 2 weeks ago because the baby was probably retarded as per lab results. grow up
2007-10-21 08:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by sarahmac 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know why you would want to be retarded, but if you do lots of harmful drugs and injure yourself so you get brain damage, you're pretty much on your way there.
Or just keep asking dumb questions like this one.
2007-10-21 08:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why in the world would you want to be mentally retarded?
(i know this is just a question for fun) But, take into consideration that there really are people who suffer from a mental illness, and they would give anything to have your mental stature......so please, from now on, just think before you speak......{in this case post a question}
P.S. sorry for being a no-fun stiff, i know it is just a joking around question
2007-10-21 11:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y, but if u really want to just act stupid...like when someone tells a joke, just stare blankly and then say'i dont get it' or 'HUH??', also just seem dumb, like ask all these retarded questions.
2007-10-21 09:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by Purplemonster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me be the first to congratulate you. You have arrived and are nowt a full fledged retard.
2007-10-21 08:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have a whole book on how to annoy people and it has things like
never make eye contact with who your talking two
when someones counting yell random numbers
speak in a robotic voice
breath heavily between each word you say
talk with a lisp
end each sentence with "as only a true poet would say"
pretend to have a nervous twitch
spit when you talk
act camp
smile really wierdly at people
hahaha
2007-10-21 08:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by MEGative 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah we`ll meet up and i`ll smack you about a bit around the head,that should do it.
One of my family members had meningitis when she was young and now shes severely disabled.
you STUPID RETARD
2007-10-21 08:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
......You annoying little twit. Retard means slow or to impede, Someone MENTALLY retarded is what you are describing you damned idiot! Stop using the term Retard as slang for someone mentally disabled you pathetic little worm. It has its own meaning.
-Ryko
2007-10-21 08:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by xxx 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Throw yourself down a flight of stairs. .... that ought to do the trick... and if it doesn't,at least someone witnessing you throwing yourself down the stairs will think you're a little slow in the head.
2007-10-21 08:32:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋