2007-10-21 07:06:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pray
2007-10-21 07:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Would it not depend on how I was buried and how deeply too?
If buried in a typical coffin at 6 feet down, no one is getting out except by prayer.
If buried under lose gravel and/or sand, I am clawing my way out.
Regardless of how, who, what, when or where. I am gonna try. First a prayer, then I get moving and dig. I am not taking this laying down, ...so to speak. lol We have to be serious about this as, after all, it is a rather grave undertaking. LOL The plot thickens as I put up a stiff resistance. The morgue the merrier lol
Or maybe, I would just come up coffin. heh heh heh
2007-10-21 15:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take my handy dandy pocket knife out of my left pocket and cut a hole through the lining...then I would take my portable mini saw out of my right pocket and saw a small hole in the casket...then I would take a pen and some paper out of my left shoe and write a little note saying: "Im buried alive..please help. Thank you." I would then take my trusted little mole Bob out of my back pocket, attach the note to his back and let him dig his way to the surface. Off course my mole is trained to find the nearest police officer and guide him back to me, eventhough he his blind. This can only happen if I am wearing my in-case-I get-buried-alive pants on that day though... :)
2007-10-21 14:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by laura d. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't get out, I would have been buried alive...
2007-10-21 14:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First I would knaw my way through the coffin. Just a small hole at first. about the size of a fist. I would use the long hollow small metal bar, used for the hinges, to drill up to the surface for air. Then I would fill, what I could, the coffin with dirt. The rest I would slowly consume. Hopefully the ground is moist.Makes it easier to consume.Dry dirt is really hard to consume. Once I consumed enough dirt, I would knaw a bigger hole, and repeat process, until I could then start to dig a hole upwards using parts of the coffin to stabilize the dirt. Then presto, I'm alive!!!
2007-10-21 14:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by camern11 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think my soul shall definitely find a way out of this prison
P.S Hey Pepe You have my blessings
2007-10-21 14:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had 6 feet of earth above me I would'nt get out, i'd suffocate.
2007-10-21 14:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by Catherine1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would use the teachings of Ben Over and escape.
2007-10-21 14:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
I would pray to god, for a bever to help me
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2007-10-21 18:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use the teachings of Pai Mei to escape my would be tomb.
2007-10-21 14:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by Adapted_For_The_Screen 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋