about three drunken monkeys...?
2007-10-21 05:43:58 · 12 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Three drunken monkeys
Singing a drunk song
Wailed the entire night
Until the moon was gone
The three fell fast asleep
Under the craggy tree
Until one of them woke up
And on bended knee (cried):
Won't you marry me Chris
Underneath a Harvest Moon?
I'll be your everything
I'll always sing your tune
Won't you marry me Chris?
Down by the riverside
I'll hand you my heart
I got nothing to hide!
Two drunken monkeys
Sitting in easy chairs
Watching Jay Leno
Giving each other glares
Wishing they'd never
Sat under that craggy tree
Two drunken monkeys
That's all they'll ever be!
2007-10-21 06:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 drunken monkeys went to their friend a tea drinking donkey
The donkey told them they stink
The monkeys replied we feel in the pink
Next morn they were so sick
Their tiny heads felt like bricks
Thats the story of 3 drunken monkeys
2007-10-21 05:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by devora k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three drunken monkeys went to the zoo
one got eaten
now there is two
two drunken monkeys went to the sun
the space ship broke
now there is one
one drunken money had a gun
he shot himself
now there is none
2007-10-21 05:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by maxjay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I definitely can. Let's see here. Umm, ummm, why 3 drunken monkeys? Why not 3 drunken hobos come on!
2007-10-21 05:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three little monkeys sitting in a tree
The first one said I should have just drank tea
The second one said oh God I gotta pee
The third one said oh wont someone shoot me?
Then out came a scream as one yelled "I can't see!"
WHAT? said the second one deaf as deaf can be.
Who turned out the lights cried monkey number three
and thats how the lessons of three monkeys came to be!
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil SEE????
Damn I'm good. See what booze can do to ME????
Hey that gal above me see, she's just as darned good as me! Have a drink and come join me. Cheers to my pal there, Millie!!
Don't you worry Chris sweety, we'll keep you safe as safe can be, forget those monkeys up that tree! Come and swing with Mill and me!
2007-10-21 16:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are ya gonna sing it?....I'm.......gonna whoop somebody's ***.....'cause some....body let three monkeys steal my lass...oh those 3 drunken monkeys.....are just way....too fast
2007-10-23 04:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by foxxybabe0430 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't compete with this one Chris ! Alda would have been just wonderful with one of her ditties !
Too many great hits on here ! (LOL)
Hugs,
2007-10-22 02:11:15 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to think for a while, you know get some ideas but I'm sure I could.
2007-10-21 05:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by bloodyakiko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'll cost you.
2007-10-21 05:47:24 · answer #9 · answered by sydney77 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will you pay me??
2007-10-21 05:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋