For example,mine would be-"Texas...where you can wear shorts in the day and have a fire in the fireplace at night." (Today's forecast is high of 85 low of 56)
2007-10-21 04:06:48 · 42 answers · asked by SallySunshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Way too much inspiration around here… I’m gonna have to do it Letterman style….
10. Las Vegas… whaddaya mean we’re not a state?
9. If you haven’t managed all seven deadly sins by the time you get your luggage, you just aren’t trying.
8. Our hookers are better than your hookers.
7. If you’re willing to pay thousands of dollars to see Celine, we’ll let you. *
6. Rent is for wusses; bet it all on black.
5. Nope. Hers aren’t real either.
4. You’re just jealous YOUR state doesn’t have a midget Britney Spears impersonator.
3. Mob ties? What mob ties? Hey Vinnie, tell ‘em we ain’t got no mob ties.
2. Las Vegas… last stop between LA and rehab.
1. What happens in Vegas winds up on Youtube.
*After 12-15-07, replace with: It’s okay, she’s gone… you can come back now.
2007-10-21 15:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wisconsin -- Where Packers Games, Brats, Beer, and Cheese Combine for Spirited Heart Attacks
2007-10-21 05:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ugh... my states is 'Alki'- whatever the heck that is supposed to mean. I would change it to: It rains like twenty four seven on one side, and the other is a desert.
WTF its been somewhere around 56 degrees here all week!
Oh... and I meant Washington State lol
2007-10-21 04:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
South Carolina...you can wear shorts in December
2007-10-21 04:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine would be, "California, Home of the Humboldt Happy Buds and Motherlode Brain Candy."
or
"Come Back to Sunny California - I Wish They All Could Be California Girls."
2007-10-21 11:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Texas. . .the True Grit State
2007-10-21 06:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I keep on moving from New York from Ohio so I'll think of 2:
Ohio-HAHAHA.Our college football team is better than yours!
New York-We don't care what you look like,just as long as you have plenty of money,we're ok!
2007-10-21 04:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Dora 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
California: THE 7th largest economy in the world.
2007-10-21 04:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New York - Too big to have just 1 football team and baseball team.
2007-10-21 04:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by rcds23 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep California Green and Golden.
Bring Money and Blondes
2007-10-21 04:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋