A's for arthritis,
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains - perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show...
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus - there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary... big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry - NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found;
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
2007-10-21 00:59:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes I agree!
2007-10-21 04:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-03 08:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by Loyce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fe**ing Hell!
Brilliant!
2007-10-21 01:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I am not old and I can see myself there already. That was great and so true. Now how about a list of 26 cures. (only joking)
2007-10-21 01:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is SERIOUSLY brilliant. You should send it up to a few magazines because it deserves publication.
2007-10-21 01:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by alex s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaaaa, feckin brilliant mate...loved it..lol
2007-10-21 04:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it, Brill
Can't wait to get old and enjoy all the things that goes with old age.
LOL LOL
2007-10-21 01:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!!
2007-10-21 05:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoyed that! Brilliant. lol
2007-10-21 01:40:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, Very Good!!
2007-10-21 07:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋