An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're looking to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly tell..cross-eyed.
2007-10-21 00:33:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry"
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer,
"She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
Thank you
2007-10-21 00:34:16 · update #1
LOL It looks like Crispy had to take a pregnant pause while reading.
I have always liked jokes that have details, and are told/read like a short story.
Thanks for that one.
I will send it to someone else now.
2007-10-21 00:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by Ef Ervescence 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha,hehehehehe and hohohohohohohohohoho. :)<3
2007-10-21 01:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by Zaid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A deflated balloon lay on the floor mutually as his helium-crammed friends crowd around him watching the scene. ultimately one among them began getting indignant and pushing them away. "Stand shrink decrease back," the balloon stated, "he needs some air."
2016-10-13 09:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one, not that i needed cheering up after england v russia in the week and southafrica wining the world cup
2007-10-21 03:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why did you changed my name with '' an extraordinarily handsome man''!!!!!
2007-10-21 00:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I saw this joke on YA about a week ago. it was mildly amusing then, now it's just annoying. Sorry.
2007-10-21 00:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by Andrew L 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
LMAO
Unfortunately, this won't change the fact that england aren't he champs, sob, sob, weep, weep, sob, cry!
2007-10-21 04:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by L 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol.
2007-10-21 02:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole ♥ 's Brazil! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, nice one!
2007-10-21 01:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's terribble ...but good! Definately made me laugh so job done! Thanks
2007-10-21 00:44:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋