He cannot be the supreme being in the universe (or internet, at least) forever, so who do you predict will be the successor to Chuck Norris?
2007-10-21 00:23:54 · 4 answers · asked by Jon B 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Video & Online Games
When God said, "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees.
Chuck Norris is his own class of battleship.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he could not come back.
If Chuck Norris killed Jesus, he could not come back.
If Chuck Norris were the king of Sparta, he wouldn't need 300 men.
Chuck Norris doesn't use email. It's faster to run.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a testicle-counting contest. He won by five.
Chuck Norris has two pets. They are a balrog and Godzilla.
There are no WMDs in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
OK, if you want an answer...
Ying-yang. He will split into two halves of good and evil, and die in an epic fight with himself that will destroy the universe. So actually he will be the ultimate being in the universe...until there is no universe to be the supreme being of.
2007-10-24 21:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mario
2007-10-21 09:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
www.ultimateshowdown.org
You'll find the answer to that question right here.
Be sure to click on "Lyrics" on the lower right. Have fun and turn up your volume.
2007-10-21 09:11:46 · answer #3 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhm ... who is Chuck Norris???
:)
(That was sarcastic)
2007-10-21 07:32:10 · answer #4 · answered by Right in ya face! 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋