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How do you like to fart, while standing or while sleeping??

Note: Special request to Aussie

2007-10-20 23:32:46 · 14 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Travel Africa & Middle East Lebanon

14 answers

That is not a lady like topic, but if you really must know, it's something I do in private. But, my niece farted on me on Friday, she made the pushing faces and wiggled a bit, and them giggled he little teezo off, all on her favorite auntie. That's really how you know a baby loves you.

2007-10-21 11:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 2 0

OMG I dont want to read what the woman say!! I know its a natural thing that happens in the human anatomy!! But i get embarassed when I flatulence!!

2007-10-22 17:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by DagNaggit limpuladerfy II 4 · 0 0

on the left evening stand a bear I surely have had for the reason that i become one or tow. (i visit be fifty one would 2) the the excellent option evening Stand, my clock radio, lamp, land line Cordless telephone, and cellular telephone.

2016-11-09 02:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I do it sometimes while standing but I prefer the sleeping position.

2007-10-22 09:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by Bélier 5 · 1 0

When I'm asleep I can't tell if I farted (well, there is a way, but I'm asleep, remember?) and when standing I am a gal and gal's do not fart.

Yeah, right.

At least I don't do pull my finger jokes with the kids.

2007-10-21 01:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Shari 3 · 2 1

This question reeks of my poor childhood......
My mama's house was so cold at nite, it'd be so hard to sleep, that I'd hafta fart to stay warm. I think this is why to this day, I only like the smell of my own......they're kinda special.
So, ya see, my story does have a happy little ending......

wait.......... wait............ wait a minute.........ahhhhhhh.............

2007-10-21 03:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by Kentucky Dave 6 · 4 0

Usually this indicates a problem in the GI tract, no?

2007-10-21 01:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by Silky 3 · 2 1

My dear Ghanouge , it seems your problem is far too serious for me to advise you..

I would suggest that you see a Doctor without further delay !

2007-10-21 00:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I'm a lady, there are certain things that I don't discuss.
however I know someone who can help you with your question.

2007-10-20 23:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I'm a guy so anytime is a good time.

2007-10-21 03:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by Marty 4 · 3 0

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