The purchaser of my flat was jerking me around and I was involved in a chain, after 6 months the contracts were exchanged, I tipped gallons of milk on the carpets in the middle of summer, Lord knows what the smell was like when he moved in a month later, petty but he tried to rip me off.
The best one I heard was the woman who got a phone call from her boyfriend saying he`d be away for a week and expected her to be out when he got back.She dialled the speaking clock in New York and left his phone off the hook, I think this loophole has now been closed.
2007-10-20 23:28:40
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answered by boy from bali 3
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I picked up a baseball bat and used it as a nut cracker while an ex of mine gave me bruises and a black eye. he did no longer press quotes . He grew to become into relatively bruised down there regardless of the undeniable fact that!!! do no longer think of he will ever hit a girl buddy back!!!!
2016-10-07 07:59:09
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answered by Anonymous
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I couldn't possibly tell you as I'd probably get locked up.
A funny bad thing I did to someone was eating our boss's pet cat.
After shooting,skinning and gutting it ,we marinaded it in red wine and later cooked it as you would a "coq au vin".We invited our boss to eat with us and we were even complimented on our culinary skills.
2007-10-21 09:24:19
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answered by kisser 4
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Ran over a little girl in my car... accident, she ran out in front of me.. but all the same... it was awful... she was fine thankfully.. a little bruised and grazed... but fine.. parents hated me even though it was not my fault.. I blame them.... kids should be shown by their parents how to behave at the roadside..
2007-10-20 22:52:41
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answered by topazale 2
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I've shot at a few during the war
2007-10-20 23:24:52
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answered by ERIC S 6
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I told a @ss clown to hit his thumb with a hammer.
2007-10-20 23:27:54
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answered by Rahouel 4
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Pissed the bed in the spare room and never told them
2007-10-20 22:49:15
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answered by criminal convictions 3
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Smack them across the head because they were damn-right rude and cheeky!
2007-10-20 23:42:22
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answered by Anonymous
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I stole her husband. She was a lovely lady and he wasn't worth it.
2007-10-20 22:50:47
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answered by nadia g 3
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Disresepcted them.
2007-10-20 22:49:22
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answered by Luken 5
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