Question for entertainment purposes only... maybe...
2007-10-20 16:54:42 · 26 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh ... I'm so sorry ... I'm not in the world domination business anymore ...
*waits until everyone else leaves*
*pulls hidden lever leading to secret underground HQ*
Ok, here's what you need:
1) A completely loyal and trusted right-hand man. *ahem*
2) Memorize every single entry on Peter's Evil Overlord List: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html AND it's corresponding additions: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/dungeon_a.html + http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/dungeon_b.html
Learn 'em ... Live 'em ... Love 'em ...
3) You need a Flag; a Banner proclaiming your awe-inspiring magnificence. One that simultaneously strikes fear into the lion-hearted and seduces the morally pure to your side. (I recommend something Purple. Purple is a very royal color.)
4) Start small. If you try to take over the entire World at once, you'll end up spreading yourself too thin. Look what happened to the Romans. Begin with a City and once the populace bends to your mighty will, move onto the next. If done properly, they should tumble like dominoes. And once you have your own private mass army of hopelessy devoted minions, have them infiltrate the highest levels of power and slowly take them over from within.
5) Ensnare the World's precious resources into your exclusive control. When the leaders of the free world come groveling to you ... present them with terms for their unconditional surrender.
6) Bask in the glowing adoration of the billions of your new subjects.
2007-10-21 19:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Mrs T , You're a woman! Get Educated in entertainment: Music, Comedy, Politics, War Mongering, Religion, then take over the World with these traits! You know how! Take care and have fun! Good afternoon! Jimmy.
2007-10-21 08:47:55 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I see..... Hi, Kiddo! You're "back". Nice to "see" you! Finally.
I'm not sure... I think I will refer you to Madonna though... I think she proably has a plan!
I've never forgotten this...
When "Like A Virgin" hit sooo big, she was on "Bandstand". After her performance Dick Clark was chatting with her and asked what she wanted to do next; -long-range plans for ... blah blah... The camera zoomed in really snug on her little face, and she looked out from the "corner" of her eye (3/4 profile-type shot; from under ALL those false eyelashes!) ... and she said, in that itty-bitty voice...
"I want to rule the world."
She got a great big, indulgent laugh from everyone, of course...
I don't think she was kidding! (And I didn't then.)
She's made a pretty good start!
I'm sure she's the one from whom you can get some EXCELLENT pointers!
"Maybe", huh? Go for it!
You know, now that I think about it... An excellent "P.R." person is the FIRST thing.... }:>
2007-10-20 18:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I learned all I could from 2 places Pinky and the Brain and the second is the Civilazation franchize.
First find the weakest member that is close and destroy them.
Second make nice with other neighbors and then destroy them as you will have a big army from destroying person #1.
Now you will be 3 times the size of everyone else. 1 either destroy them or make them your slaves.
2007-10-21 04:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by Hanksgiving 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To me honey, that got to be having sexual relationships with the girls, giving birth to my own children and after which the reproduction spreads amongst my own children till the whole world's population is covered.
Lame.....but can be done though.
Gees.....
Cheers and have a nice week ahead :)
PS For Entertainment Purposes Only.
2007-10-20 19:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by Larry L - Hi Everyone :D 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna need a box of Hostess Ho Ho's, a bottle of Jack Daniels, two big fatties of Indica, some glow in the dark condoms, a butter knife, some chewing gum, some tin foil, a 40 ouncer of Malt Licka' (for the lady)...
...some silly putty, playdough, fake beer can key-ring, a large pair of pillowy rear-view mirror dice, that soft fuzzy cover on the toilet seat, two pairs of speedo underwear with black socks and matching sandals, and...
Your full obedience to my every military command no matter how preposterous, ridiculous, suicidal, or involving of nudity that command is...
Ready, soldier!
Attack!
2007-10-20 22:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A great strategy, everyone attempting world domination needs a foolproof strategy and a few back up plans.
An army of powerful mutants helps as well.
Quick Edit: My Star powers came back.
2007-10-20 22:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Switzerland
2007-10-21 00:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Friend in high places, good sense of humor, a bean burrito (trust me, it will come in handy), then missels, propaganda, a good looking secretary, spouse to share the power with, nachos, a light bulb, two pairs of sock, an education.....I thinkg that is pretty much all. Oh yeah, lots of followers and an army.
2007-10-20 17:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by Yoboking 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i've been planning mine for awhile. and i've decided to go with the hostile invasion approach. build a revolutionary army of sorts and what not. so pick a place to start your take over. somewhere easy that no one will care about. and move out from there. like hitler. but if you want to conquer the world through business. then get into politics
2007-10-20 17:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by Danny D 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋