Yeah, well wouldn't we all!
Now give me some! Or make it up, I don't care....
2007-10-20 15:20:36 · 22 answers · asked by Kiss My Shaz 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ah my dear Shizz, that is good, but hardly news-that's every day for you!
2007-10-20 15:24:36 · update #1
I'm not wearing any panties...
2007-10-20 15:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by §hizz. 5 · 7⤊ 2⤋
In world news tonight, the entire Muslim nation just realized that their whole belief system was a bunch of B.S. at the same time the Judea-Christian world had an epiphany and came to the same conclusion about their own set of mumbo jumbo. Both sides discovered, hey, we're all just people, no better, no worse, except when thoughts get in the way. Massive global employment is predicted to ensue as a result of the global cooperation. A reliable source has stated that the Russians and Chinese tend to hop on the feel good bandwagon, and likewise recognized that Confucius and the desire for world domination is highly overrated. It is predicted that hundreds of trillions of dollars will go into education, health care, infrastructure, and most of all, scientific grants.
In other news, "Fluffy", the puppy that fell down a well yesterday, was recovered. Owner and pet are doggone happy to be reunited.
2007-10-20 15:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome news, the invasion of planet Earth has been canceled. The human race is safe for now.....
2007-10-20 15:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha, doesn't anyone wear panties around here? I know I don't ...
Um ... I just started the Cool and Unicorn Appreciation Society, and you and me are the first (and only) members! Yay!!!
2007-10-20 17:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My neighbor from Hell is moving away! Hooray! But, his wife (the Cucumber Lover) is staying! Double Hooray!!
2007-10-20 15:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
everyone on Y/A,polls and surveys at this moment will get a million $ the check is the in mail.
2007-10-20 15:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm about to finish writing a book!! I'm sooo happy about it, because I've working on it for sooo long!
2007-10-20 15:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Dan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just dropped a Duece
2007-10-20 15:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by M 1 A . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm Ed McMahon and you just won a millon dollars...sh!t that might not be good news he's dead, right?
2007-10-20 16:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We're finally out out our drought here, lots of rain lately.
2007-10-20 15:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by thefistofdoom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just won a million bucks and I'm splitting it with you! Not really....but I have 50 cents I'll split with you. ♥
2007-10-20 15:27:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋