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Thank you for making my life more comfortable

2007-10-20 13:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

No. I'll let bygones be bygones, Beegones...but you've got it all wrong, and must read the RIGHT history book on this most important part of our history.

It was actually the wife of Thomas Crapper, 'Flapper Crapper', who invented the toilet. You see, old Tom had a bladder and bowel control problem, and Flapper was sick and tired of cleaning up the mess from the house all the way to the outhouse. She, additionally was tired of getting those wooden splinters the outhouse offered, so needed to come up with another way. She toiled away toilet making...

Tom is the one who invented the TP--as he'd gotten poison ivy from wiping with leaves--so, to him I'd say, "Thanks for the butt-wipe (and sorry about the ash rash)!!"

2007-10-20 17:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0 0

As I grew up when there was no running water or toilets I would get down and kiss his feet. One of the greatest things we take for granted today. Unless of course you started off with an outhouse and lived in a cold state.

2007-10-20 14:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1 0

Thomas Crapper actually did not invent the toilet; its a legend that grew with time.

2007-10-20 13:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Hello Tom,,,tell me about your life and how it was for you to live from September 28, 1836 to January 27, 1910???

2007-10-20 14:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 0 0

I would just laugh (cuz his name starts with crap). I hav a question. Wher did ppl go to the poddy b4 ther wer toilets? Oh! And who invented toilet paper?

2007-10-20 14:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What a Flushing Good Idea...Thanks!

2007-10-20 13:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Whatever made you decide to put water in the bowl!?! It was an excellent choice that we shall all poop into water!

2007-10-20 14:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Sumie 5 · 1 0

i would apologize for all the crap hes been given. thats where it started. your full of crap. i have to take a crap. what is this crap? dont step in the dog crap. im glad you asked this question, its bothered me for a long time, but ive gotten to the point where i dont give a crap.

2007-10-20 14:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by chris l 5 · 1 0

You could've at least made something that stays warm in winter

2007-10-20 14:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by chocolateman 3 · 1 0

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