3 questions about nothing in particular that weren't worth 5 points each to ask?

Question

1. If a kid from the Burbs "Thugs up" to become a Rapper, is it hiphopocrisy?

2. Those signs in the malls that say, "You are here." How do they know?

3. Why do people ask, "How are you?" When they don't want you to tell them?

The first answer was from "Jimmy the Lonely Kid" and was removed before I saw it. Having seen that answer from the e-mail I got for it and having read through his other answers--I can see why.

Block party, anyone?

Answer 1

Hi, Mad.... How are you?

Q1. Yes... but, only if their parents paid for the authentic "Bapes" they're wearing. However, let's be fair. Pretense is not limited to kids. For example, what would you call the recent meeting of the Dalai Lama and our Christ(?)ian President? Hipeacecrisy? Btw, neither is it anything new (as you must know). When I was a kid (f***ing moons ago)... every weekend, "plastic" Hippies and Flower-children would flock to the city from the same burbs you speak of. As I recall, many of them would not have been able to find Vietnam on a map. But, it sure was a kick to hitch a ride in the new Comaros and Mustangs they drove. Um.... whaddaya think? Hippiecrisy? Works for me....
if it pleases you.

Q2. Feel free to disregard those signs. Those are put there (as a courtesy) for people like me.... who never know where they are.... until somebody tells them. Also, just between you and me.... I think they feel it helps thwart shoplifters by giving them the false impression it's known where they are. Oops! I hope there are no shoplifters reading this right now. Just tipped them off, didn't I?

Q3. So, how are you? I really, really, really want to know. Well, maybe next time. I've gotta run. See ya.

PEACE

*EDIT... Geez.... Wrote "see ya" before reading Raji's post...
so, I take it back. Raji is usually right. What was I thinking?

Answer 2

1. You have GOT to be kidding, or on drugs. Could you get me some of the same stuff you are taking? jk

2. Dunno, but when you find out, let me know please. I have been lost a long time and I don't trust those dang signs anymore, especially after you just let on about that conspiracy to hide the truth. Does Skully know?

3. That is a very good question and maybe it is worth 5 points to ask, all by it's lonesome. It has evidently derived into a salutation of it's own kind. Sort of like a moon in orbit around a planet, like my former mother-in-law.

Answer 3

1. Only if the music that you're listening to while you prepare gifts is called WRAP music.

2. Spies are EVERYWHERE ! Be very very careful.

3. for the same reason that they say "See ya" when you KNOW that's the very LAST thing that they REALLY want to do.

BB,
Raji the Green Witch

Answer 4

1. You hit the nail right on the head with that one!
2. They must be psychotic....whoops! Psychic.
3. It's just another way of saying hello now. Kind of a bite in the butt for those of us who actually mean it when we ask.

Answer 5

Guess there are some questions that just don't have any answers. They will remain a mystery forever.

Answer 6

YOU are way tooo funny! Guess I am not the only one bored today and wanting to stir the pot.

Answer 7

ill answer the 3rd question, i just say how i feel anyway, they shouldnt have asked if they dont want to know =)

Answer 8

These questions are rather rhetorical. LOL. I like your shirt though. :-)

Peace,
Kelly

Answer 9

ah, but you are the wit! and...

if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

an oldie but goodie....

Answer 10

i actually have no idea why....