2007-10-20 02:15:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic -- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his
wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the
third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
They were M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (What were you thinking?)
2007-10-20 02:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by Lilia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time in a website far away from here people were banned to ask for a funny story and that's why this website is here now...
true story, i swear....uh nevermind...
2007-10-20 09:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, yesterday, we were doing mad libs in class .here is the story of hansel and gretel(just a little!)
As hansel and gretel walked thrugh the woods, they saw a gingerbread house. as they started 2 eat, a hot witch came out!!!!! ha we were laughing and this kid fell out of his chair! get mad libs and that'll give ya a funny story!!!!
2007-10-20 09:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all started last year at my school's choir's winter concert. Before we actually started singing my choir directer had to say a few words to the audience. She was supposed to tell everyone to set their phones to silent so it wouldn't distract us from the singing. But instead she told everyone, "Turn on your vibrators." The entire auditorium burst out laughing.
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2007-10-20 09:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once I was born
and I weighed 11 lbs.
2007-10-20 11:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by Viola G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time there was a girl that got deleted everytime she asked a question on yahoo (I can't figure out why).
This question won't post (I hate doing this)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgrimxSCG.bnGmtMgKGlOorsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071020060421AAOp1ca
2007-10-20 09:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok this is a true karma story :
one day me and my best friend went to the diner we were sooo hungry so we ordered some sandwiches and my best friend doesn't eat ham ..... so anyways the waitress who brought our menu sliped in the next table's kid vomit and my best friend laughed her @ss out ... anyways when they brought our mixed sandwiches she took one and had a big bite and it turned out to be ham and i said > HAHAHAHAHAHA KARMA !!! ^_^ lol
2007-10-20 09:18:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're funny
2007-10-20 09:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8CP9Hhb58 how about a scary video
2007-10-20 09:32:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
ur beautiful
2007-10-20 09:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋