2007-10-20 01:47:25 · 38 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
wow!thanks for the laughs everyone.i needed that.
2007-10-20 02:03:09 · update #1
"Take me drunk. I'm home."
2007-10-20 01:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by Melanie 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Are those the same handcuff that I used on our wife last night?
I bet you got your badge at Wal-Mat!
Two more donuts and you won't be able to get behind the wheel.
Smokey the Bear wants his hat back!
Tell the K-9 cop that his girlfriend needs a shave.
AND THE ONE I LIKE BEST:
You know the difference between a cop and a fireman - You need 25 more points on the civil service test to be a fireman!
2007-10-20 02:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by FIREMAN F301 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have been given pulled some week in the past because of the fact i exchange into making use of somewhat too rapid.............and that i remembered one among B.J's questions approximately law enforcement officers...... so i exchange into like " positioned your palms interior the air and waive them such as you do not care". I have been given a value tag.
2016-11-09 00:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order for me to get my licence you have to hold my beer.
lol my friend gave me like all the bad things someone could say to a cop and that was one of them!
2007-10-20 02:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by Laura Block 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Mojo, What the HELL did I do wrong!!! Bad choice of words.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-10-20 23:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he/she ask if you have something illegal or doing something illegal,and you lie about it and get caught.I think that's one of the worst thing that could happen.But even worst,if you're holding a gun and he tells you to drop it, and if you don't you could get shot and DIE.
2007-10-20 02:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by TOM 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ya getting low on donuts? Is it the end of the month and you have to make your quota, or what?
2007-10-20 01:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"I'll have a Big Mac, a large order of fries and a Diet Coke."
2007-10-20 01:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
no really - I thought the sign said 90mph speed limit, it must be because of those drinks and drugs that I had!
2007-10-20 01:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take off, dawg. I don't have time for this BS!
2007-10-20 16:42:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll get my license out! Just let me put my crack pipe away first!
2007-10-20 01:53:32 · answer #11 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋