2007-10-20 01:39:56 · 16 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hon, didn't I tell you to have your fishermen friends pack all them fish in ICE before they mailed it to you from all over the country.? Most of them had the wrong address on them, so they been sittin' in various post offices fer at least a week or so. Now a bunch of government employees are goin' postal, they got the Postmaster General involved, and they have to fumigate 12 different post offices before they can go back to work. I sure hope you don't mind all that rotten fish stinkin' up yer porch. Smells so bad even yer ol' cat won't go near it.
2007-10-20 07:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are probaly waiting for their post because they will loose their houses if they carry on striking
and they will be asking for soup and coffee soon
find a jack Russel and open the door
they will soon be gone
trust me
2007-10-20 08:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
“We’re tired…we’re underpaid…and now…we’ve lost our maid. Let us in Special Sock Puppet. Immediately! We mean you no harm now. Look, we have a piece of mail for you. Really. See, it reads ‘Dear Special Sock Puppet, it’s me Sandy Sock, remember our weekend in that romantic Parisian dryer?’ See, we’re not making this up Puppet, just door-to-door service… NOW OPEN UP!!" [bang bang bang] Hey Shirl, hold my AK-101 series Kalashnikov while I throw this grenade through the puppet window. "This is your last warning Puppet! We’re just here to deliver your mail!”
2007-10-20 09:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Goldmind 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got to watch them postal workers, they are crazy about mail, and sometimes they form mobs and beat up people...that is normal.....throw stamps at them
2007-10-20 08:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by Mullet Master 5000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you harass your postal carrier again? I told you that would not be a good idea...
2007-10-20 08:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Darla 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are all missing one sock and were told by the "twin" that you took them all and are keeping them hostage in your bathroom with kitkat bars as the only thing to eat.
2007-10-21 00:28:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
due to the fact that you put on a dog costume and chased them around your yard making barking sounds
2007-10-20 08:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by epipig 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your were posting porn again werent ya?? how mny times do i have to tell you, people dont like getting pictures of naked hands (:* sheeeeshh you never listen ...
2007-10-22 03:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by MissPresley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...wait hold on a second---can you peek out the window and see if any of them are wearing socks? Because that would worry me if I were you!
2007-10-20 15:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by KD 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
random meeting to discuss the take over of the goverment,unless they had guns,then it'll be a hostile take over
2007-10-20 11:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋