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Don't they now make Febreze in Judas Rabbi strength? If not, try spritzing him with Clorox. Just clean around him and spritz him with some disinfectant now and then. That's what Mom used to do with Dad when he was glued to the TV with the remote permanently affixed to his hand!

2007-10-20 01:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

Seduce him and tell him you want to give him a bath. That should do it. Make him feel good and show him how you appreciate it when he's smelling fresh (don't say it, show it), so that he'll associate smelling good with getting affection. He's probably on the computer and doesn't care to take a shower because he's not feeling excited or alive...you just gotta get him out of that mood.

2007-10-20 04:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Lioness 6 · 0 0

you have to get him away from the computer and get him interested in doing other things. The fact that he apparently doesn't worry about how his smell affects you seems to indicate that there are problems in the marriage and the computer has taken your place. unplug the computer and tell him that you need to talk and do other things together. He must not work or people would tell him there also that he smells so perhaps he is bored and needs to get involved in real life instead of just the computer or you need to talk to each other and fix the marriage.

2007-10-20 02:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Al B 7 · 1 0

Tell the man he smells bad. Explain even though the people may not be able to see him through a computer that if he sits there much longer without a shower they are certainly going to be able to smell him!

2007-10-20 01:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Make a game of it lure him to the bath or offer to get in with him to help him wash make it exciting lite some candles. if that does'nt work move the computer into the shower. LOL Good Luck.

2007-10-20 02:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by John T 2 · 0 0

when he is asleep or away from the computer, hide the cables and/or monitor to his computer somewhere he will never think of and refuse to give them back until he showers. Add that if he stinks like that again, you will remove the computer indefinately.

2007-10-20 02:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by kittycat123 2 · 2 0

Check for a pulse.

If none, he'll have to be removed professionally or allowed to desiccate naturally.

In either case, an abundance of pine tree air fresheners and regular application of vanilla Febreeze should do the trick.

2007-10-20 09:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When he goes to sleep, pull all the cables and put them in the bin.
Or you could take a bucket full of water, and throw it at him while he's on the pc.
I guarantee that things will definitely change!
Personally, in such a situation, I'd go with the bucket of water!

2007-10-20 01:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by Kc 6 · 0 0

you march right up to him turn off the computer turn on the shower and point at it. and tell him to move his butt into it.
and tell him if he doesn't take a shower he can sleep on the couch or put him outside with the dog.

2007-10-20 11:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by j.b 4 · 1 0

Spray him with a bottle of lysol, the mountain fresh scent. Do it as he sits at his computor. And I would clean out all the porn on it and have zero tolerance for it. Kick him out if he goes against your demands!

2007-10-20 02:30:09 · answer #10 · answered by sandra b 5 · 0 0

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