2007-10-20 00:40:30 · 22 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Too much protein in their diet.
2007-10-20 00:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many times I have to tell you? When you're sittin' in the tavern, listenin' to a some song about "that night ol' Blue and Mama died" and cryin', don't use sock puppets to wipe yer eyes. Hon, you jes' use a bar rag.
2007-10-20 07:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 word: sweat. The water content of your sweat soaks into the sock fiber and adds to the weight
2007-10-20 00:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Ben H 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sock puppets LOVE toe jam!
They eat till they get their fill.
2007-10-20 00:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by FlowerChild 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe putting on some weight if you use them to wipe up after you cooked dinner or...and dont freak out.... if you used them for you know..what people are eeeeuuuuwww-ing about.... there might just be a pair of itty bitty socks on the way.... o no!!
2007-10-21 21:24:08 · answer #5 · answered by MissPresley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did no longer your sock puppet comprehend that condom's are in basic terms ninety 9% effective? fairly in case you place it on the incorrect ... foot, then the proportion is going right down to love ninety seven% or something like that.
2016-12-15 04:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by walpole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhh I'm sorry was that the puppet?????I always use socks......I thought that one was smiling...but wasn't sure it might've been the tequila!
uh you might want to wash that before you play with it again!
2007-10-20 00:45:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
are you feeding them? if your feeding them they are probably putting on wieght. send them on a diet or give them a work out to do see if that helps. a salad diet is probably better for sock puppets.
hope this helps x x
2007-10-20 00:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by chips02 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww.
2007-10-20 00:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Unaware 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They do lots of sock mouth work?????
2007-10-20 00:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋