2007-10-19 21:04:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
First I would take as many still photographs and videos as possible. Next I would get some family or neighbors as witnesses. Then I would contact the news media. After everyone has enough evidence to prove that it happened, then I would telephone the authorities. Once the authorities are involved, the military would eventually show up, block off the entire area, remove all the evidence, then try to convince you that it was all a bad dream or a weather balloon.
2007-10-19 21:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Horatio 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would yell hurry up and hide that thing and get inside before the feds show up ! then after a quick call to a weird neighbor to come over and do a quick exam I would hand over my list of demands,after giving me everything I want including answering tons of ? they may leave after paying me in gold for messing up the yard and bothering me
2007-10-20 04:40:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hand him a bill for the yard work, the cleanup I'll have to do for the mess they made landing.
2007-10-20 04:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by mikk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends if they were hostile or not...I suppose that if they were hostile,they would probably be blasting everything in sight...so..assuming they left my home intact and not blown up...I would probably try to communicate with them and try to figure out if they were saying anything to me...I would also be willing to trade my laptop for there alien computer or maybe even my Ford Taurus for their spaceship.
2007-10-20 04:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to communicate with them, of course. Then warn them that they best get the hell out of there before the authorities show up and spirit them away to Area 51 âº
Doug
2007-10-20 05:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by doug_donaghue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would take as many photos as possible then call the Enquirer and offer them an exclusive interview. If any time was unfilled I would try and sell them my house for the spaceship.
2007-10-20 05:04:45 · answer #6 · answered by anthony b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offer them a beer while I turned the burgers over on the grill.
2007-10-20 04:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably grab my shotgun and run outside, and pending if it tried anything funny I'd proceed to blow it to pieces...if it looked cool though I'd also bring my kazoo to see if they can understand sound like in close encounter of the third kind.
2007-10-20 04:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by caminolargo76 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yell to them and say hang on cause somebody gonna get shot
2007-10-20 04:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by low_hd_rider 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Request compensation for damages.
The diamonds they excrete from their bodies as waste will do.
2007-10-20 09:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by Eratosthenes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋