The THREE MUSKETEERS went riding on their horses one night and while looking at the MILKY WAY, one of them had BUTTERFINGERS, slipped off his horse and went CRUNCH!
2007-10-19 18:56:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll! Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "you're better than the 3 Musketeers! " She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth.
2007-10-19 19:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7 · 12⤊ 1⤋
When visiting Hershey PA. be sure to drop by my Baby Ruths house and if Clark happens to be there tell him there is 100 Grand in an envelope on the counter that needs to be laundered and that the movie Three Musketeers we rented last week needs to be returned to the video store, if it's not returned by tuesday we get Zero store credit, last time he picked up the Butterfinger saga, a movie about a guy living next to a lady who loved to have sex, all you could hear was her screaming Oh Henry in almost every scene it was a crappy movie to say the least, and also if you go to the mall please go by the music store and pickup the cd I'm not sure of the band name ... maybe it is hum, you know the one with the song she thinks she missed the train to Mars she's out back counting stars.. my mom really digs that tune she uses her telescope everynight to gaze at the Milky Way. Reese's old car is for sale if you happen to go through that part of town in the next few days, remember the times we used to have in that thing? If you happen to see Aunt Ednas grand daughter while your out, tickle her her feet, you'll fall over when you hear the way she Snickers. If you can't get all that done I guess I'll understand, By the way I've got tickets to see the Twix sisters in concert next friday I thought you might want to go. If you have the time to go let me know or else I'll have to sell the tickets to someone else who likes polka music. Next friday is Payday for us both so you can't use the excuse "I'll have no money". Oh my as I'm writing you this note.. I happened to look out the window and I just seen Mr. Goodbar and he had his Whatchmacallit just dangling there in the breeze for all the world to see his Mounds are hairy and his Almond Joy seems to be on the shriveled side, but it's cold out so I'll give hime the benefit of the doubt..
2007-10-19 19:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
The MILK DUDS were seen SNICKERing while looking at the MILKY WAY; and then one of them picked up a piece of paper that said PAY DAY: 100 GRAND.
2007-10-19 19:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
SNICKERS the cat traveled the MILKY WAY to get BABE RUTH but when a CRUNCH in the spaceship forced snickers to land, he failed on planet HERSHEY?
2007-10-19 19:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
BabeRuth traveled down the Hershey highway with Watchmacallit on Payday lookin for some Special Dark.
BLUE should get this no questions asked, lol
2007-10-19 19:01:58 · answer #5 · answered by Grimm 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
One day Mr. Goodbar took Sugar Babies behind the Powerhouse on 5th Avenue.
2007-10-19 19:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The 3 MUSKETEERS went to the MILKY WAY, Looking for MARS, but as BABY RUTH looked on, she couldn't hold in her SNICKERS and giggles, and laughed at them so hard, she'd gotten BUTTERFINGERS, and dropped the glass on the MOUNDS of rocks, and cried. "Where's my SUGAR DADDY"?! she screamed. "Pardon me", CHARELSTON CHEW
said. "Isn't it PAYDAY for you"?
2007-10-19 19:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by Less than zero (<0) 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Oh Henry, you're so Big and Chunky, please be nice to my sweet little KitKat as I'd hate for him to get a case of the Snickers.
2007-10-19 19:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I SNICKERed as I heard a KRACKEL. It was MR GOODBAR who had HERSHEYed in his pants.
Yahoo! Gotta love you guys!
2007-10-19 19:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh henry where is clarks watchamacalit is it by twixies almond joy
2007-10-19 19:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by M 1 A . 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋