2007-10-19 15:59:15 · 58 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sending messages to one of my good friends.
2007-10-19 16:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one of my jokes.
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
2007-10-20 01:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Nice Compliment
2007-10-19 16:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by misslee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Publishers Clearing House comes to the door with a big cheque!
2007-10-19 16:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by mahoganychik@yahoo.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being told I've won tons and tons of money would make me grin ear-to-ear. :)
2007-10-19 16:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JTT makes me grin from ear to ear. lol Hottieeeee lol
2007-10-19 16:07:02 · answer #6 · answered by DunderMifflin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Winning the lottery
2007-10-19 16:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by candy c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
British Humour.
2007-10-19 16:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A Baby's Smile ☼
2007-10-20 02:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sticking their head out a car window at high speed
2007-10-19 16:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My children when they are playing nice together then I get a little nervous because they rarely do that so they are probably up to some thing.
2007-10-19 16:04:05 · answer #11 · answered by good directions 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋