Can you write a story with these words using them in chronological order? Funny or bizarre is good!?

Question

Meager
Grumpy
Complain
Virgin
Unwrinkled
Character
Goober
Suddenly
Soul
Torrent
Alabaster
End

Answer 1

CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

“I packed up our meager belongings, and got ready to move,” said Countess Alucard. “Vampires don’t need much!! My husband, Count Alucard, is very handsome--looks a little like a young Jack Lemmon, the actor. You remember him; he played one of the leads in ‘Grumpy Old Men.’ I have nothing to complain about. I knew the drill when I married Alucard, as a young virgin, 500 years ago. My skin remains as unwrinkled now as it was then. Immortality and eternal youth are some of the perks of being a vampire!”

“We had decided it was time to move on because we didn’t want to arouse suspicion in the village due to the sheer number of mysterious deaths. Our systematic ‘thinning of the herd’ has gotten to the point that the only prudent thing to do was seek ‘fresh blood’ so to speak.”

“All of the villagers will attest to the Count’s good character. They all love him--some a little too much!! They are a simple lot--mostly a bunch of ‘Goofy Goobers!’ The most exciting thing that ever happened in the village was over 200 years ago, when the villagers stormed the castle of Dr. Frankenstein. Pitchforks and torches! The fire?? Surely, you’ve heard about that??

“Suddenly, a rock came crashing through the window! Uh! Oh! Are those poor souls in the village finally on to us? Have we overstayed our welcome? Next thing I knew, a whole torrent of rocks was pelting the windows of our castle.”

“Just then, Alucard flew in one of the windows, and said, ‘Here, I brought you a little drink….and you know, we never drink……wine!’ That was one of our little jokes! It was amazing to me that he could joke at a time like this, but it wouldn’t be the first time we’ve had to leave in a hurry. I was just glad I had already packed. So, I took time for just a few sips from his neck……. “Mmmmm! Type A, my favorite!” I exclaimed.

“In fact, at that same moment, one of the villagers, with wooden stakes in hand, came rushing up the staircase to our upper chambers. I calmly picked up an alabaster statue of Venus, and bonked him over the head. He fell backwards, end over end, down the stairs. That made me feel ever so much better! Him--not so much!”

With that, Count and Countess Alucard flew off to join the other Creatures of the Night!

Answer 2

♥♥ 10.20.07. Journal Entry... ♥♥
I had a MEAGER dinner, i wasn't very hungry. [okay i'm lying i had a bowl of cereal at noon. and a chocolate pudding at 3pm. that's all i ate today. I hate food, most days.] I'm a tad bit GRUMPY today so please disregard my bad attitude as i COMPLAIN about stupid things that are of little consequence, and don't really matter. I'm not a VIRGIN, and am UNWRINKLED, which is good. It means i may not be a virgin again soon, maybe next weekend. [ ha ah ha]. Okay, that's not true, I'm really not like that at all.
I have a lot of CHARACTER, but sometimes i make mistakes. Sometimes i just don't think. My mom tells me that i'm often a big GOOBER. So i tell her she's a doofus. I think that's true, the part about my being an occasional goober.

I've so much to do, and am very stressed out. Thinking on these things makes me depressed sometimes, even now, so that SUDDENLY my SOUL is inundated in this TORRENT of anguish; like a tumultuous flood of sorrow overflowing so that it's slowing drowning my heart; the anguish and guilt..it weighs heavily upon me; as the devastation of vexating memories slowing drowns my dreams bringing an eternal state of indifference and agony to my spirit.
Whatever. I need to get to sleep. Like forever! I also need a tan. My skin has this ALABASTER tint to it. I look frightfully dreadful. I also need a boob-job and some botox, and a few other cosmetic things done. I've decided that's not so bad, so long as i don't over-do it;
Anyways, that's all for now. My day is slowly coming to an END. which is good. I can't wait till it's over. I want to sleep forever and twenty-nine years if at all possible.
♥ Beans.

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i told you i could come up with something dreadfully bad, boring and obnoxious. I mean seriously, this is just bloody awful. You can say it. LOL ♥♫

Answer 3

The man with the meager salary was often grumpy and boy, did he ever complain about it. That is, until he met an elderly virgin, who happened to be quite unwrinkled for her age. She was quite a character and even started calling him "Goober" like the guy on the Andy Griffin Show. Suddenly, she said "Oh my soul!" They looked around and saw a torrent of water coming at them. The great dam had burst and the town was flooded. Many died. The lady was buried in an alabaster coffin and that is the end of the story.

Answer 4

"ME? I'm an old AGER, GR!" growled UMPY "I was standing behind home plate here at 3-COM park before it was even a baseball field, This was a wide open PLAIN. Me and VIRG used to come in and trade with the UNWRINK injuns. Unfortunately we LED the white devil right to 'em and the bastards loved to CHAR their villages and then ACT like it was jes' fine to fornicate their women folk ERGO Lieutenant OBERSUD. He was a half breed slept in a lions DEN. Whoo boy that place sure needed some LYSOUL. It was built right into the side of a rocky TOR. RENT was cheap, only person he had to watch out for was AL, That guy was a real turkey BASTER. But he'll get his in the END.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Once upon a time, there was someone on Yahoo Answers with the display name "Silva." She posted a question to see if anyone could use the following words in a story: "meager,"
"grumpy," "complain," "virgin," "unwrinkled," "character," "goober," "suddenly," "soul," "torrent," "alabaster," and "end." Someone with the display name "William H" posted an answer. It was so good, Silva gave him best answer.

Answer 7

“Aaaaahhhhh CHOO!!! Mmm. Mmmmm! Bless ma’ meaga’ soul!” shouted Weirdy Werefoot toward no one in particular. Then he stopped, shook his fur, turned, and tenderly limped in the direction of his rusty, deteriorating Dodge. “You think ‘am grumpy, do YA kitty?!”

Oh Long Johnson lay motionless on the gravel lot. Then movement. He squinted, turned his tiny head, and began rapidly licking his matted fur into painful submission. And just as suddenly, he stopped. Oh Long Johnson’s face turned alabaster. Kaakkkk… Kaaakk…! Johnson was retching…violently. Kaakkkk!...Kaaakk! A full minute passed. KAaakk KAAAKk!!! Then, slowly, interminably, Oh Long Johnson regained his composure and cleared his throat. “Weirdy…I eyes ya!” he hissed menacingly.

Now, Weirdy Werefoot was certainly no stranger to conflict now and again, but this was virgin territory even for an experienced character such as himself. Puzzled, but visibly unwrinkled, Weirdy formulated his reply.

“Johnson, ya know where this is going, don’t cha? Word’s out…on the street… Jes’ a matter a time now for ole’ Don Piano comes knockin’. You sure yor ready fer it?”

Oh Long Johnson did not reply, but maintained his poker face. He knew a character when he saw one, and Weirdy fit the bill. “Weirdy, Ole’ Don Piano’s a soulless goober” said Johnson evenly. “Not he, nor hell, nor torrential high water ‘ll stop ole Long Johnson. You hear me?! God gave me this voice for a reason Werefoot, and I intend to use it. All the live long day! ” Oh Long Johnson paused in reverie, looked down towards the ground, then catapulted like a rocket towards a thick cluster of azaleas.

“Dang shame” muttered Weirdy as he closed the door and shifted the Dodge into reverse. “Got better things to worry about” he thought. Then he clutched his Christina Aguilera tickets, kissed the furry dice dangling from his rear view mirror, and peeled out of the lot.

The End.

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edit: what's with all the downthumbs here? kinda suspicious troll-looking activity. Hey wait, Numbsain doesn't have ANY. Hmmmmm. Num, did you use your special powers to hand out 2 downthumbs, huh? Oh, just being silly. Actually, I can deduce this one. Someone didn't like the first 3 answers because they, politely, indicated they would come back later to answer so querent would know she was not being ignored. Said troll gave the 3 answerers a downthumb. Querent, or one of the answerers who received a downthumb, subsequently downthumbed everyone who did not have a downthumb in order to restore equilibrium. This was prior to Numbsain and Soupkitt's answers appearing. This annoyed said troll, who used a second Yahoo Answers account to, once again, downthumb the 3 folks who had previously annoyed said troll. If I'm right, said troll is very silly trolly. Proof may be furnished by my receiving additional downthumb(s).

edit: Numbsain -Thank you, sir. Just how tall is ole’ Gilbert? I reckon not tall enough to reach those high buttons. Unless, of course, there’s some nice tall person riding with him or it happens to be a rainy day.

Answer 8

The MEAGER coat that a GRUMPY old man had on, was incapable of sheilding him from the cold. Not wanting to COMPLAIN, he approached a lovely VIRGIN standing at a bus stop. UNWRINKLED, so to speak, she was like a CHARACTER out of a Jane Austen book. GOOBER, the old man, SUDDENLY he saw a bright light.....It illuminated the woman's SOUL. A TORRENT of emotion flooded out of the man. Staring at her ALABASTER skin, her flawless hair- do and her manicured nails, he was over-whelmed with a sense of awe. He never wanted the moment to end........but end it did. As she boarded the bus, she turned to him, took off her winter coat and placed it around his shoulders.
This old cold world grew a little warmer as he gratefully accepted the gift .

Answer 9

a meager grumpy hobo came to me and started to complain he asked if i knew anyone that was a virgin and he unwrinkled his face when i said yes he asked if it was a character in a book i said no he told whoever that is is a goober suddenly his hobo gf comes out of nowhere and she eats his soul in torrent she yells"die Albaster die" the end