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I actually remember my brother telling me what he told the officer a long time ago "my wife is going to get pregnant in 30 minutes and I want to be there when it happens"

2007-10-19 16:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I used the excuses that I had an upset stomach and was trying to get to a bathroom. There was a McDonald's down the road so I was in luck. He followed me there and let me go in the the bathroom, by then I had to go! He only gave me a warning.

2007-10-19 15:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by Bella Italiana 6 · 0 0

have to take a crap really bad.
I have diarrhea and need to get to a bathroom soon.
My friend got pulled over for drunk driving and I'm in a hurry to go bail him out.
I'm trying to get to the donut shop before they close- do you know what time they close?
I wasn't paying attention cuz I knocked my beer over and that was more important than obeying the speed limit.
You're in a hurry cuz his wife called and said shes in the mood.
You fell asleep and had no idea you were going that fast.
my favorite personal line to use for the jerk-cops that say "do you know why i pulled you over"- Is it cuz of the body in the trunk? or "to give me driver of the year award"???

2007-10-19 15:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by http://rainynewz.com 5 · 0 0

My friend told the cops that she had explosive diarrhea and her period just started and she ran out of tampons.

2007-10-19 15:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Who is that red head??? 6 · 0 0

The one that worked for me is I had some toilet paper that I had just bought and told the officer I had chronic diarrhea.

2007-10-19 15:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 0 0

1. on way to hospital
2. i didnt know i was speeding
3. i wasnt paying attention
4. i didnt notice the speed limit sign
5. who me, ossifer?
6. family emergency
7. someone died
8. was trying to get home to someone in trouble
9. my speedometer must be broken
10. i like your purty smile ossifer. you should be a moodle...

2007-10-19 15:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by JEN 7 · 2 0

Tummy ache-need to use the restroom & my wife is about to give birth-need to hurry to hospital.

2007-10-19 16:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by Soapy_Raindrop 7 · 0 0

I didn't see the sign
I have to get home my wife is in labour
I am in labour and need to get to the hospital NOW

2007-10-19 23:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Debi 7 · 0 0

I did not know I was speeding.

2007-10-19 15:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I told one that I had to use the restroom, but I don't EVER use public restrooms & I was close to home, so he let me go with a warning!!~~~

2007-10-19 15:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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