She is 11 and is still very curious what the answer to this question is.
I said it is to escape me and my cast iron frying pan!
juio
2007-10-19 13:42:14 · 10 answers · asked by julio_slsc 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
The chicken followed Bush to the dark side, as did many Americans with rage and the pursuit of revenge taking over them after the unspeakable day.
2007-10-19 13:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by ktp 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My answer: To get to the other side.
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?
Norah Jones's Answer:
"Don't know why the chicken decided to cross the road alone."
John F. Kennedy's Answer:
Whyyy...did the chicken, cross the road?
*thumps podium*
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.
Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.
Gary Larson's Answer:
To warn the cows that a car was coming.
Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.
Foghorn Leghorn's Answer:
That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers.
Mel Gibson's Answer:
Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Moses's Answer:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.
Salvador Dali 's Answer:
The Fish.
Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
2007-10-19 20:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by Nic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good answer no question about it.
Well in a race there are winners and losers sad to say.
So in this instance the chicken came before the egg.
The finish line was across the street. Now you can satisfy your curious stepdaughter's appetite with the loser of that race, the hapless egg.
2007-10-19 21:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Remus 54 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why must it have a reason? It was simply following a random-walk path, and a road intersected it at some point.
Of course if you want an answer more suitable for an 11 year old, there are a number of joke books that may give a better answer. :-)
2007-10-19 21:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't the egg cross the road first? Or did it just cluck around and get laid?
Doug
2007-10-19 21:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by doug_donaghue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the road was there...because it could so why not?
2007-10-19 20:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by NowhereMan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to get away fromthe colonal
2007-10-19 20:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the obvious.....the right answer.....To get to the other side.
2007-10-19 20:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
2007-10-19 20:45:26 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to show the opossum it could be done!
2007-10-19 20:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by fretochose 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋