:D ........... thank you.
2007-10-19 11:56:16 · 9 answers · asked by Wassabi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
2) POLICE # 2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
2007-10-19 11:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by P!NK 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think you want a joke. Here goes: Back in the wild west days, a man rides into town on his horse. He stops at a saloon and goes in for a drink. After a while, he is ready to leave and he pays the bartender. He walks out and to his surprise, he finds his horse is painted green. He is hopping mad, and he races back to the saloon and demands to know who painted his horse green. You could hear a pin drop, and all of a sudden a hulking figure approaches the comparatively minuscule man. He said "I did, what's it to you"? To that, the man replied "I just wanted to tell you the first coat is dry".
2007-10-19 19:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay!! i got a reallyyy good joke 4 u!! lol, ok, here we go!!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate (8) 9!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA!!!! Seeee!! Didn't that make u smile???!!!
2007-10-19 19:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥SuRfEr♥ 4Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have value.
You will succeed.
Your dreams will come true.
You are worthy of really fabulous things.
You may struggle..but underneath you are a really good person.
2007-10-19 18:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a cuppy cake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8LNcoIfUvU
2007-10-19 19:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have presents in my nose. If you stick your finger in there I'll let you pick one.
2007-10-19 18:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by cloyceandgay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"holds up a camera"
SAY CHEESE!
2007-10-19 18:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say cheese or else
2007-10-19 18:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by chillnchica033 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poop
2007-10-19 18:59:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋