2007-10-19 10:32:30 · 32 answers · asked by Holiday Magic 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
These LOL answers just keep getting better and better...I may extend the expiration on THIS question!!! :D
2007-10-19 23:03:32 · update #1
YOU'RE PREGNANT, congratulations!!!
How did I know? That's easy, simply answer these questions below & you'll know why.
Which "aisle" did he bump U in? Have U been bumped by this guy in the past? Did he just ram you once on accident, or did he keep bumping U? Did the manager come, or the stockboy? Were U a willing bumpee in all this, or did he take U by surprise? Did U see him coming? Did it hurt, or did it feel good? If it felt good, did you & he exchange phone numbers, adresses & other personal information? Did either cart have a stuck wheel, wobbly wheel, or a real squeeky wheel (it could have been possessed)?
Were U almost done shopping, or did U just start? What were his intentions? Do you think he planned this pregnancy, without your consent? So, will he marry U, if U R pregnant?
The key my dear is that if U ask the question, U already know the answer so the rest is just filler. Sure he had condoms in his cart, but he never went through the checkout aisle & pay for them. I think he planned this pregnancy too, since he had the condoms displayed out in the open, that would tend to put U at ease, thinking U were safe the whole time he was bumping U. It has been said before, that even if that was your first bumping you can get pregnant.
No one called to make a police report either, so I figured U were exchanging personal information like phone numbers, email addresses, home & work addresses, etc.
I would have called the police after an incident like this, but hey that's just me. And who knows, I may change my mind in the future and go on the prowl in the grocery store for a willing customer, or maybe the produce lady will at least let me squeeze her melons! ;-)
... Love can happen in the strangest places, even in the middle of the grocery aisle!
2007-10-19 20:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Andy K 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lucky this was the grocery store, if it had been Home Depot he might have been buying a replacement toilet seat. I hear sitting on those can cause pregnancy--Getting hit by a home depot cart must be like Octuplets. You're worrying for nothing though he had Condoms in his cart--you're fine 99.987% of the time. Wait were they in the top basket or the lower part...never mind...I don't want you to get paranoid. It's probably nothing. Forget I said anything.
2007-10-19 10:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by Todd 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oops, guys "bump" carts the same way dogs mark their territory. It wasn't affection or sexual but a dominance thing and establishing territory.
You've been sprayed so don't worry about being spayed but go take a long, hot shower and use plenty of soap. You never know what kinds of germs (or other things) those carts have.
2007-10-20 01:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a pregnancy test kit in your cart and move your cart around the store for about 5 minutes. If the blue light special comes on in the store, then you're preggers. ^_^
2007-10-19 10:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
but, he left the condoms IN the chart. that doesn't do any good. you might have gotten pregnant with the grocery carts baby. better get tested.
2007-10-19 10:39:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it called a lot of things but never a GROCERY CART .... LOL!
2007-10-19 20:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats why u should always cover your cart before goin in the store
2016-05-23 20:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he had condoms in his cart and you aren't ovulating, then you should be fairly safe.
2007-10-19 10:35:21 · answer #8 · answered by Auntie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You may be able to get the morning after pill.
2007-10-19 10:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Perception 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say condoms are 99% effective.
2007-10-19 10:37:45 · answer #10 · answered by donnalw3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋