I hope this cheers u up a bit;
>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
>attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet
>twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She
>said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
>topless.'
>
>With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
>'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
>
>As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
>squealed...'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
>
>She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings
and
>her clothes, and quickly departed.
>
>The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
>asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know... I
>thought you were watching.'
>
>Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid
>Not all blondes are dumb.
>But, all men..... are men
2007-10-19 09:36:09
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answered by kinky_dreads 4
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leave some goofy messages for your friends while they are away
have some ice cream
break out the Legos and build something
make some blue PlayDoh spaghetti
2007-10-19 16:37:00
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answer #2
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answered by manic melancholy 4
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Here's a star.
Now, do your hair so its not everywhere and then talk to your friends that you really know and turn on a light and cheer up.
2007-10-19 16:37:05
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answer #3
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answered by A Girl With a Dream 7
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Ummm so so suck my toe all the way to mexico??
Nobody like me everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat some worms
2007-10-19 16:34:01
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answer #4
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answered by Dixie Darlin' 4
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Hi! I know you!! I'm boring though so I can't really entertain you. Sorry but HI!!
2007-10-19 16:34:57
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answer #5
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answered by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6
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Jesus Loves You, here's a star too!
2007-10-19 16:33:48
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answer #6
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answered by Mo 7
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All u need is help you cant stop thinking about Bruce can u
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-10-21 01:55:46
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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nah u r not
2007-10-19 16:34:59
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answer #8
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answered by cuttiiee 6
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Okay, what do you want to do?
2007-10-19 16:33:52
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answer #9
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answered by ♫Jennrox4life♫ 5
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ok now die
2007-10-19 16:33:04
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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