I have tried everything to get him out from under my bed, but he says he is hiding from la Chupacabrita, I guess that is his girlfriend, and that everytime he sees her, all he gets is baby mama drama. Now, I know that alot of Texas folks have this problem from time to time, but I am here in Arizona, and my friends are starting to ask questions about the smell. What are your ideas on this?
2007-10-19 08:42:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Sneak up on him, catch him, cage him and wrap him up with pretty paper and a bow, then give him as a gift to the person you dislike the most..
2007-10-19 09:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by gemma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awww poor Chupacabra!
why don't you lend him sum money to pay child support for about 3 months?
Or
Call Chuck Norris and he will the heck roundhouse kick him outaaaa there! Chuck Norris is the Texas Ranger so he just have to blink and he's already in Arizona!!!
2007-10-19 08:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
OK ? Problem solved...
Bring in 6 too 12 other " Hot looking "female" Chupacabra's...
And you won't have a problem getting him out of the house....
Just make sure you give them good directions to the nearest Motel 8.....
2007-10-19 12:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by Old Dawg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah ...Hon... go find yourself a witch and she'll get rid of the nasty thing for you. I'd do it but I am busy with Samhain right now, those tarot cards don't read themselves you know. Maybe Lady Morgana can. But she may be busy as well. Ariel is a good one to ask too.
2007-10-19 10:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by Praire Crone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chupacabra in Arizona. You've got to be kidding. Then again, what is under your bed? LOL
http://skepdic.com/chupa.html
Namaste
Peace and Love
2007-10-19 09:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by digilook 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Darn, I'd love to help you out with your little problem but I'm booked solid for the next 6 lifetimes as it is. Us Witches are in GREAT demand these days, don't you know that?
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-10-19 12:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need La Llorona darling (and I live in Arizona also)
2007-10-19 12:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chain a goat up in your hallway! He'll be unable to resist the thought of sucking a goat. Then when he comes out, tie him up with fettuccine and spaghetti.
2007-10-19 09:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Lure him out with a few goats and make a deal with the beast. "I'll give you a goat each week if you stay in the next door nieghbor's house." be firm with him, or you might lose your life.
Best of Luck.:D
2007-10-19 09:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think you need to call animal control.
Or maybe just bribe him with a few goats, then lock him out...
2007-10-19 08:45:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋